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Fona's <insert adjective here" Saturday 10/12/19
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2019-10-13 at 1:36 AM UTCHello everyone.
I hope you are all doing okay and enjoying your weekend thus far.
I woke up to Chell bouncing off the walls this morning threatening to go shopping without me, so I had to get out of bed at 9:30 and within a half hour she was dragging me out the door.
It all turned out pretty good though because we got all our errands done.
We started out with a quick trip to the bank before shooting off to Goodwill Outlet to treasure hunt and boy did I find some treasure.
Here you see I got some pretty self explanatory stuff.
My new pill caddy is pretty neat.
It is spring loaded with pull out mini pill caddies for 4 separate med times.
It's 8 pill caddies in 1 really.
This pill caddie came from today's Fona-thread sponsor "FreseniusRx" who make a damn fine pill caddie.
anyways...
The woopie cushion is for Chell. She loves those things.
Every time she finds one in a store she follows me around queezing it anytime i bend down to reach for something.
and the stapler is just cuz I don't have one but now I do have one cuz I bought that one.
Oh, and I got this cute doll!
Its ceramic one of a kind.
and what is arguably one of the best find all day was this very stunning work of art.
I didn't know where to put it so I hung it in our bedroom. -
2019-10-13 at 1:36 AM UTC...
After Goodwill we stopped at our favorite mexican restraunt.
It is called "Salsas" and in the many months we have been going we have never seen anyone else eating.
It is so quiet and romantic.
I got a Super Burrito and Chell got a fiesta bowl or something.
As we were taking our last bites some sort of creepy crawly bug crawled out from the chips we were eating and Chell freaked out on the illegal immigrant who coward in fear and gave us a free meal.
We left that dump and went on over to the weed store.
I bought more Garlic Cookies.
34.8% THC
Made a stop at the autoparts store so I could pick up a fuel injector and whatever the fuck kinda jedi tool this is to disconnect the fuel line from the fuel rail.
I did get her injector replaced but I ripped a hose going to it in half and had to go back out an get some electrical tape to tape it back together.
Car runs like new now.
Got our grocery shopping done today too.
If you shop at Krogers (even just every once in a while) you really need to have a Kroger's Card.
I saved over $25 today and got fuel points too.
And a couple of idiots wrecked in front of my house again.
Now Im just eating chillimac and watching 90 day fiance. -
2019-10-13 at 2:05 AM UTCYour ol lady is too good for your filthy adjetives of your living immoral lifestyle. Start looking over your back you stupid "white nigger"?
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2019-10-13 at 2:27 AM UTCFona’s thrifty, marijuana doll with pill packs, eating buggy nachos, farting, and causing auto accidents, Saturday. 10/12/19The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-13 at 2:30 AM UTCOh, and BTW, that fish-like thing you hung in your bedroom is typically a kitchen decoration, it’s a fish shaped cake pan as well.
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2019-10-13 at 2:52 AM UTC
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2019-10-13 at 2:58 AM UTCThat's what I was thinking. Gummy fish.
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2019-10-13 at 3:23 AM UTCHow much do you pay for 2.83 grams from the Ohio stores? Like $60?
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2019-10-13 at 6:14 AM UTC
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2019-10-13 at 10:54 AM UTC34.8% is very high and I've never heard of that strain
dis nigga really took a picture of the receipt -
2019-10-13 at 10:58 AM UTCThis "Chell" person is clearly in psycological and physical control of you. This isn't a healthy behavior. I understand that prior to her, you were alone, depressed, drug addicted, and hopeless, but that doesn't mean you have to give up your freedom of choice for a warm, wet hole, dude.
Basically what I just said is you're cucked. -
2019-10-13 at 11:38 AM UTCDon’t some of ya think he needed someone to guide him? I think he’s cleaned up his act a bit since dating Chell. He may leave her one day, but he will have these new coping skills. I think a lot of people come into our lives for a time/reason.
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2019-10-13 at 11:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Don’t some of ya think he needed someone to guide him? I think he’s cleaned up his act a bit since dating Chell. He may leave her one day, but he will have these new coping skills. I think a lot of people come into our lives for a time/reason.
When women say, "guide him" they literally mean "fully control". And no, he didn't NEED THAT, he just THOUGHT he did. -
2019-10-13 at 11:45 AM UTCIt seems like some people are entertaining themselves by giving Fona bad advice.
"Chell isn't a 19 year old Russian Model millionairess who wants you to spend all her money. Therefore your relationship with her is pathological. Therefore you should fuck up your life by leaving her.
t. ur frand" -
2019-10-13 at 11:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It seems like some people are entertaining themselves by giving Fona bad advice.
"Chell isn't a 19 year old Russian Model millionairess who wants you to spend all her money. Therefore your relationship with her is pathological. Therefore you should fuck up your life by leaving her.
t. ur frand"
Dude..we've seen Chell on camera....she's a 40-something fat girl. -
2019-10-13 at 1:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo 34.8% is very high and I've never heard of that strain
dis nigga really took a picture of the receipt
I've heard of garlic cookies but these 30%+ strains always make me feel skeptical. The only strains I've heard of hitting 30% before were Ghost Train Haze and Bruce Banner and they barely cracked 30%.
I think Garlic Cookies is either Girl Scout Cookies x Chemdawg or GSC x Gorilla Glue. -
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