Which will happen first, Bernie dies or Trump gets impeached

1. 2019-10-11 at 8:43 PM UTC

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2. 2019-10-12 at 12:01 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Trump gets impeached, flies into a rage and punches Bernie in the stomach so hard that he literally coughs out his heart
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