Last night I saw two dudes sprinting out of the store stealing a bouquet of flowers

1. 2019-10-10 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #1
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Post guesses as to why below.
2. 2019-10-10 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   because they were niggers
3. 2019-10-10 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   Because they were homosexual, that's why u were with them.
4. 2019-10-10 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #4
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls because they were niggers

   
   Wrong
   
   

   Originally posted by WellHung Because they were homosexual, that's why u were with them.

   
   Wrong
5. 2019-10-10 at 5:44 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Good scam. Nobody expects you're gonna yoink the bouquet, no cameras.
   
   Easy sell on facebook "I BROUGHT THESE TO A GIRL AND SHE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE. $150 BOUQUET ILL TAKE $50 JUST NEED TO GET SOME WHISKEY TO MEND MY BROKEN HEART"
   
   you might even find a date lol
6. 2019-10-10 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Good scam. Nobody expects you're gonna yoink the bouquet, no cameras.
   
   Easy sell on facebook "I BROUGHT THESE TO A GIRL AND SHE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE. $150 BOUQUET ILL TAKE $50 JUST NEED TO GET SOME WHISKEY TO MEND MY BROKEN HEART"
   
   you might even find a date lol

   
   but niggers will try steal anything
7. 2019-10-10 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #7
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   I like to imagine they were buying it to give to the girl at the gangbang