Okay for months off and on every now and then somewhere in my neighborhood I'd see trash / toilet paper cut up into tiny confetti like pieces and just thrown in someones yard even some of the piece of tp had shit on them or their would be a piece of shit left out side the picket gate like it was the cherry on top do their vandalism..
I didn't think much of it because I wasn't seeing it all the time and then there was a long period where I didn't see it, but now I'm seeing it at multiple houses in a row the last couple weeks, and its terrible.
This is one of the houses from I saw down the street that was evidently still being cleaned up but since the pieces of toilet paper are so small its hard to clean it all up right away.
My friend/neighbor and his girl asked me if I saw what happened down the street and I was like yeah thats fucked up I've seen happen before but now someones doing it all the time.
I told him though I thinK i might know who it is. Back in october last year I go to this one bar every now and then and met this guy there and he was telling me how he's a fry cook, all he does it do potato wedges because he's so good at it and how they pay him 14 an hour and they never let anyone else do it except one lady from mexico during his two days off because he's that good at it and territorial about his job because he really believes in his wedges.
Anyways he invites me to come get some wedges in a few days on the house because he doesn't use his employee meal because he just eats wedges while working. So I went and got a bltc and some wedges and a shot and tell him thank you and shoot the shit with him outside smoking a cig on his break and he ask if I want to go back to barflys (the place I met him) as he's about to get off work and needs a drink and I'm like sure sounds good and we go and get probably sloshed but I notice he's kinda acting weird, and shit like how he hates everyone at this bar and its like whatever dude.. we're just talking to eachother.. fuck the other people.
He gets up to use the bathroom and before he gets there he stops the girl and ask her something and she shakes her head no or something like that.. and he comes back and was like "man im ready bounce wanna go smoke and open up my new bottle of jameson" I was yeah sure, sounds good.
And we go over to his place and he's bitching about the mexican lady that cooks the wedges on his day off saying he fucking hates mexicans trying to take his job lol. (its like why work in a kitchen if you hate mexicans so much) and I don't give fuck I think its kinda funny but I tell him, well my mother is actually hispanic. And he punches his cabinet and yells "But you're not like the other ones man"
But anyways he starts talking about how he moved here from killeen tx which has an army base there and he said he'd get into altercations with army dudes because he was hitting on their girls and just hates the military, he started telling me he would follow people home from the bar that he didn't like and dump trash all of their yards until he got caught and some dudes were looking to kick his ass so he moved here to austin.
I dont know what should? Nothing? I don't have a yard but thats still pretty fucked up, the gont doesn't work there anymore so its not even like I could call him out, they said he quit when I went there a couple months ago
All I know is I'd be pretty pissed if I walked out to get my paper in the morning and find it covered full of shithole paper
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