>tfw nicholas cage isn't your father ;__;

1. 2019-10-07 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   
   
   I think he would make a great father, I love the way he talks and his mannerisms.
   We could drive down to Las Vegas and drink ourselves into a stupor while playing blackjack.
2. 2019-10-08 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   You would get molested... Again
3. 2019-10-08 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny You would get molested… Again

   
   you're the expert on being molested by your father
4. 2019-10-08 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Nicholas Cage seems like the type of guy who wouldn't even peep at his daughter's legs and budding tee tees