So I am taking a shit at work.

1. 2019-10-04 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
2. 2019-10-04 at 11:28 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   You look full of shit. Hey, are you one of those who take TP home from work?
3. 2019-10-05 at 12:08 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Fonaplats

   
   bruh you need to shave that silly wannabe beard of your face unless you intend on growing it out, it looks really bad on you and makes you look creepier than normal, its too blond for your face. Get on my level, oh wait but you can't, and you wont.
   
   
   
   thats me taking a dump too for solidarity. Does anyone else here speak in a high pitched voice saying randoms things while taking a huge load of shithole?
4. 2019-10-05 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   username: African Astronaut
   I like to read the shampoo ingredients while pooping.
5. 2019-10-05 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I had a beard like that but I get so sick of scratchin and scratchin all day, maybe my hair is weird, it looks really wirey
6. 2019-10-05 at 3:24 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by DietPiano I had a beard like that but I get so sick of scratchin and scratchin all day, maybe my hair is weird, it looks really wirey

   
   Yeah I can handle a goatee but every time I get ambitious and grow out the beard on the sides with it I just feel itchy and like I have crap stuck to my face all the time. The sides by my cheeks also grow in slightly patchier than my full goatee so it ends up looking shitty for a while as a wait for it to fill in and I always get impatient and shave it back to a goatee by then.
   
   Also I agree with Bill Krozby Fona, no offense but with that light of hair and your skin tone it doesn't really seem to suit you. It looks more like you're unkempt and forgot or didn't bother to shave rather than someone deciding to have facial hair. I think you would look better clean shaven.
7. 2019-10-06 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, I even got a comment today that I look scruffy just from not shaving for a few days cuz I forgot, but I think it's just the neck that looks bad for a while, the rest grows in even enough. If I forget a day or two its not that big of a deal
8. 2019-10-06 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wore chin pubes in high school, it was weird lol. I hate electric razors
9. 2019-10-06 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I thought you were 'talking shit at work' when I read the thread title.