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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Stifling my vomit
  2. Playing Mario Kart
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Carving satanic symbols into the insides of my eyelids and making extra sugary tropical kool-aid with GHB to serve later at my family gathering.
  4. You should carve pumpkins next there edgelord
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala You should carve pumpkins next there edgelord

    Can I substitute your head for my pumpkin?
  6. No use your own
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala No use your own

    You're playing mario kart stop posting. .
  8. Well now I’m waiting for the next tour but fine I’ll go take a nap
  9. pompkenn
  10. CandyRein Black Hole



    About to officially start the weekend 💖🤗



    Oh ye ye ye 😏
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  11. THE TiME iS 13:41

    There is no alcohol in sight, chances for survival look slim. I just finished my daily portion of pilaf, now I go liberate the liquor from the demons at the liquor store.

    I'm so hard (So hard) ah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ayye!
    😂😋

    I love that, I gotta play it
  13. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Thinkin bout the cocck
  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Waking up way too early on my day off. My dogs had to go out.😡
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a blueberry pie.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Morning pewp. Blasting cannabis sativa.
  17. THE TiME iS 5:20

    Laying in bed getting my dick touched.
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung Fucking a blueberry pie.

    if its blueberry I hope ur callin it star,, when I fuck a peach pie I always call it Paige
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    and of course Apple pie is always Sherri ,, ur not allowed to fuck Sherri pie tho
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i just smoked weed now im gonna walk to tim hortons and get a dark roast with 2 cream
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