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Bernie Sanders is dead

  1. #1
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/dcbqre/megathread_bernie_sanders_undergoes_emergency/
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I start to panic when I DON'T have chest discomfort.

    Hes probably faking it. I wouldn't put it past him.
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  3. #3
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    just another political stent
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  4. #4
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM just another political stent

    Lol
  5. #5
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Long live Bernie Sanders!
  6. #6
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's all bullshit. Entirely made up. He has no chance of winning, so he wants to cover up what a lame horse he is and find a way he can keep all the donations the suckers gave him thus far. He figures the sympathy route is the best way to accomplish this. Remember, this is the same clown who threw the last election to Hillary after they offered him a free house.
  7. #7
    Technologist victim of incest
    Spectral you are so full of shit. Accept it, itโ€™s who you are. ๐Ÿ˜›
  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Technologist Spectral you are so full of shit. Accept it, itโ€™s who you are. ๐Ÿ˜›

    That didn't scare me.
  9. #9
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Even if he is dead, it doesn't mean much nowadays with modern medical science. They'll just inject him with some infants blood, give him a few shocks, and he'll be right as rain. My friend Hilly has died several times and it hasn't even slowed her down.
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  10. #10
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Long live Bernie Sanders!

    He's the only selfless candidate right now. Everything he does is for other people, not him.

    A NHS? He's rich. Doesn't matter much to him.

    Raise minimum wage? He actually pays his employees 15-17/h (36k a year) with full medical coverage (more than he has as a senator, where he still pays about 36%) and 2w paid vacation. Don't think minimum wage would do anything but hurt him.

    Raise taxes on the wealthy? That's only going to hurt him.

    Save the environment? He's going to be dead before the worst of it.

    He's an angel sent from Heaven. I truly believe God put him on this earth to save us all. Only real populist running for president.
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's all bullshit. Entirely made up.

    bernie sanders is a hologram
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  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country .. My friend Hilly has died several times and it hasn't even slowed her down.

    And they have at least four to five Hillary doppelgangers anyways, so they're good for awhile.
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra bernie sanders is a hologram

    Remember when they were green-screening Hillary's rallies, and it was proven because the screens on the cell phones in the video were completely different than what was on the stage? They forgot to edit and change the displays on all the phones of the people standing with their phones pointed at the stage. Total clowns.
  14. #14
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    GOOD RIDDANCE
  15. #15
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    weird
    there isn't any attention to this on /pol/
    you would think there would be like four or five threads with 200+ posts.
  16. #16
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal weird
    there isn't any attention to this on /pol/
    you would think there would be like four or five threads with 200+ posts.

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