So this fucker behind me was coughing all day yesterday and today

1. 2019-10-03 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Now I'm starting to cough too. I hate working in an open-plan office.
2. 2019-10-03 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Can we talk about incel-transmitted diseases?
3. 2019-10-03 at 7:21 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • kroz
4. 2019-10-03 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
   Did you tell him to cover his mouth?
5. 2019-10-03 at 7:26 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by itybit Did you tell him to cover his mouth?

   
   Why do you assume it's a male?
6. 2019-10-03 at 7:26 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Take some zinc.
7. 2019-10-03 at 7:32 PM UTC

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   itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]

   Originally posted by mmQ Why do you assume it's a male?

   
   by the "fucker" of course lol
8. 2019-10-03 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Id sell you some dilaudid, dude Ive had the most annoying cough since vaping and i cant take robotussin because even a suggested dose turns my eyes into tiny blue rings with massive black holes, so I took a bunch of hydromorphone a couple weeks and I didn't cough anymore. Also I felt really angry and high
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • IWD
9. 2019-10-03 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   just give it to the person in front of you and itl be gone in a day or two