liquor that looks like it has a cork but doesnt

1. 2019-10-03 at 4:21 AM UTC

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   zok jr. Houston
   So i drink a lot of liquor and I have a lot of experience in drinking. I am probably the best drinker here. anyways I like to drink liquor that is capped with a cork because it usually tastes better than liquor with a screw top idk why. So yesterday I went to the store to pick up a new bottle of tequila to round out my bar selection and i grabbed this bottle motherfucker looks like it has a cork top right?? nope fucking screw bottle. I mean im still gonna drink it but fuck the mexicans that made this shit.
   
   
   discuss
2. 2019-10-03 at 5:36 AM UTC

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   Gulm Yung Blood
   Olmeca is a really good tequila for the price. Don't complain about the cork you pussy. You're already getting a great deal. That is one of the cheapest ACTUAL 100% tequilas. They're allowed to lie about it but Olmeca is one of the few true 100% tequilas.
   
   Source: My family is from Jalisco and my uncle showed me his tequila microbrew setup on his farm like 8 years ago. So im basically an expert.
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3. 2019-10-03 at 6:39 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Gulm Source: My family is from Jalisco and my uncle showed me his tequila microbrew setup on his farm like 8 years ago. So im basically an expert.

   
   That's awesome. Is tequila like Mexican moonshine/poteen?
4. 2019-10-03 at 11:03 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   people who likes cork also likes another word that rhymes with it.
5. 2019-10-03 at 12:50 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who likes cork also likes another word that rhymes with it.

   
   Kerry?
6. 2019-10-04 at 11:25 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Kerry?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Kerry?

   
   o, i just remember theres an irish town called cork.
7. 2019-10-04 at 11:25 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   irelandicks like cocks.
8. 2019-10-04 at 11:26 AM UTC

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   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
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9. 2019-10-04 at 11:27 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh whatever OP just put a cork in it.
10. 2019-10-05 at 2:59 PM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    that looks very much NOT like a cork to me, but I sympathize with you OP a nigga gotta get a good drink not this ghetto shit. us niggas can be very particular about our hennessey
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11. 2019-10-11 at 5:40 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    Corks' fag up a good bottle of liquor.
12. 2019-10-12 at 8:07 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Gulm Olmeca is a really good tequila for the price. Don't complain about the cork you pussy. You're already getting a great deal. That is one of the cheapest ACTUAL 100% tequilas. They're allowed to lie about it but Olmeca is one of the few true 100% tequilas.
    
    Source: My family is from Jalisco and my uncle showed me his tequila microbrew setup on his farm like 8 years ago. So im basically an expert.

    
    The Jalisco New Generation Cartel terrorized your hometown. That's why y'all came up here.
13. 2019-10-18 at 3:23 AM UTC

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    zok jr. Houston

    Originally posted by Gulm Olmeca is a really good tequila for the price. Don't complain about the cork you pussy. You're already getting a great deal. That is one of the cheapest ACTUAL 100% tequilas. They're allowed to lie about it but Olmeca is one of the few true 100% tequilas.
    
    Source: My family is from Jalisco and my uncle showed me his tequila microbrew setup on his farm like 8 years ago. So im basically an expert.

    it actually was pretty good would buy again. also stop taking our jobs
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who likes cork also likes another word that rhymes with it.

    spork?
    

    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I AM THE LIQUOR

    rip in peace :(((
    

    Originally posted by BummyMofo that looks very much NOT like a cork to me, but I sympathize with you OP a nigga gotta get a good drink not this ghetto shit. us niggas can be very particular about our hennessey

    t just tastes better with a cork. now when im in the store i just open the bottle first to see what kind of cap it has. no cork no buy
    
    
    
    LANNY WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO MULTI QUOTE FEATURE YOU LAZY PROGRAMMER
14. 2019-10-18 at 3:36 AM UTC

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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country That's awesome. Is tequila like Mexican moonshine/poteen?

    
    No it's legal and highly regulated in Jalisco, and my uncle was running a legal distillery, though he didn't actually have an agave farm it's just cows and horses and a bunch of fucking dogs.
    
    Olmeca is some legit shit as it comes from there. I mean I don't really like tequila but Olmeca is pretty good. Personally I prefer whiskey. I am drinking some whiskey now. Evan Williams. It's good. Thanks bye.
15. 2019-10-18 at 3:38 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by zok jr. LANNY WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO MULTI QUOTE FEATURE YOU LAZY PROGRAMMER

    
    there is you just have to know the keyboard shortcut
16. 2019-10-18 at 3:40 AM UTC

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    zok jr. Houston

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM No it's legal and highly regulated in Jalisco, and my uncle was running a legal distillery, though he didn't actually have an agave farm it's just cows and horses and a bunch of fucking dogs.
    
    Olmeca is some legit shit as it comes from there. I mean I don't really like tequila but Olmeca is pretty good. Personally I prefer whiskey. I am drinking some whiskey now. Evan Williams. It's good. Thanks bye.

    
    evan williams is not good, its "good" though
17. 2019-10-18 at 3:41 AM UTC

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    zok jr. Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost there is you just have to know the keyboard shortcut

    
    bullshit
18. 2019-10-18 at 4:12 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by zok jr. bullshit

    
    i don't know what it is though or else I would help you
    
    theres a finite number of keys so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out
19. 2019-10-18 at 4:17 AM UTC

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    zok jr. Houston
    well i used cmd c and cmd v to stitch them all together but there has to be a better way
20. 2019-10-18 at 4:31 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    i have no cmd button on my computer