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  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged


    if u were an MK character which one would u be?

    I would be sub zero and would freeze all of your heads and then stomp on them ^_^
  2. #2
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    That theme song gets me so hyped and makes me want to go out and tear someone's head off

    when I was little I would run around the house while playing the MK theme song and would pretend to do various movies and whatnot
    I watched the movie at least over nine thousand times
    Maybe that is where my lust for blood came from .....
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would be Smoke and I'd beat you a hundred times out of a hundred

    If its exclusive to OG MK I'd pick Sonya and annoying jump and blade your ass to death, then give you the kiss of death to top off your death. Like a cherry on top of the whipped cream swirl thing.
  4. #4
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I would be Smoke and I'd beat you a hundred times out of a hundred

    If its exclusive to OG MK I'd pick Sonya and annoying jump and blade your ass to death, then give you the kiss of death to top off your death. Like a cherry on top of the whipped cream swirl thing.

    You would be a cheap microwave dinner before you could blink
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Lol op couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You would be a cheap microwave dinner before you could blink

    Where did you get that line from because I know you didnt think of it yourself. Everyone thought they could beat me but yet they kept putting in quarters in the machine while I stood there, laughing, waiting. Next.
  7. #7
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Where did you get that line from because I know you didnt think of it yourself. Everyone thought they could beat me but yet they kept putting in quarters in the machine while I stood there, laughing, waiting. Next.

    I would beat your ass so hard you would have two assholes
    and yes I came up with the microwave dinner joke, I am so brilliant and supreme.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I would beat your ass so hard you would have two assholes
    and yes I came up with the microwave dinner joke, I am so brilliant and supreme.

    You're a literal piece of shit that somehow grew a body and brain to surround it. Please die and drift into the sun I am done with you. You're just one of the next in line to get ruined by me and Smoke. Keep trying. Keep losing quarters.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ If its exclusive to OG MK I'd pick Sonya and annoying jump and blade your ass to death, then give you the kiss of death to top off your death. Like a cherry on top of the whipped cream swirl thing.

    I'd be Goro and grope you twice as hard and fast as a normal person would be able to
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  10. #10
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. I used to play sheeva a lot.
    My brother used to have a code book & use all these codes for special moves & I would always beat him by pressing random buttons as quickly as possible. One time he lost his shit & tackled me & the recliner I was sitting in onto the floor 😂 My family is super competitive & can't take an L. I remember getting upset my daughter was able to use the gutter bumpers when she was like 6 lol I had to talk myself through it 🤣😇
  11. #11
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ You're a literal piece of shit that somehow grew a body and brain to surround it.

    projecting much?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. I used to play sheeva a lot.
    My brother used to have a code book & use all these codes for special moves & I would always beat him by pressing random buttons as quickly as possible. One time he lost his shit & tackled me & the recliner I was sitting in onto the floor 😂 My family is super competitive & can't take an L. I remember getting upset my daughter was able to use the gutter bumpers when she was like 6 lol I had to talk myself through it 🤣😇

    kek, me and my brother used to be like that playing starcraft
  13. #13
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm gonna ask my mom to get me one of those fighting gamepads for christmas
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I'm gonna ask my mom to get me one of those pro fighting boards for christmas

    build a custom one, it's not that hard really and a cool project.

    you can even buy an enclosure so you don't have to do any cutting/drilling.


    that said I don't really like them, I wouldn't bother unless you want to play fighting games competitively.
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't bother unless you want to play fighting games competitively.

    Maybe someday
    Are there people who gamble over fighting games?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Yeah if you go to any of the major tournaments you'll find a few people who are willing to put money on it.

    Over the internet, not so much
  17. #17
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    someday I would like to do that
    it sounds fun and would be something to do
  18. #18
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    tbh I the fighting genre is something I haven't ever really gotten into
    I love Tekken for the aesthetic and music, I was big into MK on the genesis back in the day and during the 7th gen I played Soul Calibur IV quite a lot.
    I bought Mortal Kombat XL for the PS4 so I'll start with that.
    My favorites are Mortal Kombat and Tekken.
    What games are big with tournaments?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, I'm not really into it. I had a friend that was deep into Tekken but I haven't talked to him in a few years.


    Back then it was mostly Tekken and Street Fighter because they were well-balanced and technical. I know SC has a pretty big online community because of the ridiculous customisation and shit but it's not much of a 'serious' competitive game.

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Bo Rai Cho
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