Get your username spraypainted/sharpie'd onto the side of a shipwrecked, or CAPSIZED boat (NiS version)

1. 2019-09-30 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #41
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by eBagger Is my username Robert Frost? or Henry David Thoreau? The fuck is this

   
   ok, ok.
   
   no need to do the poem thing, but you can do one for benny vader.
   
   im sure he or she would want one too if hes or she is here.
2. 2019-09-30 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Broken stern and tempest tossed
   I lay upon the des'late shore
   Recounted all the things Id lost
   And loved, and err'd so long before
   
   Content to languish in the sun
   And rust until but bones remained
   Until the tide returned one night
   And pulled me home to sea again
   
   /gay
   
   I had like 8 quatrains. Be glad i deleted all that.
   
   The last line was about what a huge throbbing dick the boat has, so its okay that its handicapped now. I like metaphors in my work. The boat represents a broken man, and the dick represents a huge urcircumcised boat-dick.

   
   dont be shy.
   
   also, the boat is a more appropiate metaphor for incels.
3. 2019-09-30 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #43
   whoami Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
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4. 2019-09-30 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #44
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   Okay I'll probably write CASPERs poem about the boats cock because it has a nice ring to it, BUT THATS IT
   
   EDIT: It's quite a wonderful day for kayaking but might be going to a pool with a friend of mine instead, might wait another day or two anyway to get final list
5. 2019-09-30 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #45
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

   Originally posted by eBagger Okay so I got:
   
   Fonafone (937) 522-1751
   VindicktiveVinny
   aldra
   the man who put it in my hood
   G
   Solstice
   Krolo
   mmQ
   Casper
   AngryOnion
   AngryIVer
   CASPER
   Sophie
   Grylls
   8stringflinG (gay) or G4lm
   
   and whatever FUCKING little sayings or poems you little negros threw in there
   
   
   
   
   
   Is my username Robert Frost? or Henry David Thoreau? The fuck is this
   
   
   
   Yes. Yes they did. Not in a war fashion but select brawls broke out. I brought them peace.

   
   STEROS
6. 2019-09-30 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
   This thread is retarded
7. 2019-10-02 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #47
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   If the boat is on its side, should def give it an anatomically correct boatdick where the boatdick would be
8. 2019-10-02 at 7:15 AM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CASPER If the boat is on its side, should def give it an anatomically correct boatdick where the boatdick would be

   
   Its upside down. Umop3eidom or whatever
9. 2019-10-02 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #49
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by mmQ Its upside down. Umop3eidom or whatever

   
   umopepisdn
10. 2019-10-02 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #50
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was close. -_-
11. 2019-10-02 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My friend drank 3 bottles of cough syrup every day for a year and made a new religion called Trianglism
12. 2019-10-02 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #52
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by aldra if you're going to write my name please udse AUSCHWITZ NAZI DISNEYLAND instead

    
    Oh hey whats up AND
    
    

    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz This thread is retarded

    
    motherfucker
    
    Alright I said poem not anatomically correct boat dick. It'd be near the back where the motor is if I had to guess though.
13. 2019-10-02 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #53
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    I've been out of kush so I've postponed I can't believe its wednesday already. I think tomorrow be the day mateys
14. 2019-10-02 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #54
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by eBagger I've been out of kush so I've postponed I can't believe its wednesday already. I think tomorrow be the day mateys

    
    Aaaayyyye!
15. 2019-10-03 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #55
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Ahh SHIT I guess nows the time to actually deliver. Alright I woke up late
    
    Fonafone (937) 522-1751
    VindicktiveVinny
    aldra
    the man who put it in my hood
    G
    Solstice
    Krolo
    mmQ
    AngryOnion
    AngryIVer
    CASPER
    Sophie
    Grylls
    8stringflinG (gay) or G4lm
    DietPiano
    Erekshun
    Kuntzschutz
    whoami
    
    *insert poem here*
    
    Alright I'm going to find my sun block. I still have no weed god damnit. Chug some energy drinks or something. Anyone else want their name up they better post cause my ass getting ready to set sail.
16. 2019-10-03 at 6:37 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Put Wren for me instead of mmQ. WREN in capitals. If you can draw a little bird next to it that's be cool too but it's ok either way. Thank you baggy :)
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17. 2019-10-04 at 11:31 AM UTC

    #57
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    also infinityshock.
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18. 2019-10-04 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #58
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Can mine be scrawny or just SC
19. 2019-10-04 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston
    Spray paint my name on the side of your nearest Wendys.
20. 2019-10-04 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #60
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Spray paint my name on the side of your nearest Wendys.

    
    Nigga that shit would go hard