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Have you guys ever gone durfing ?

  1. #1
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    It's like surfing but you hurrrdurrf inetead.
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  2. #2
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    People??
  3. #3
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Can’t say that I have but I’m not even sure what it is ...
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania It's like surfing but you hurrrdurrf inetead.

    you mean nurfing?
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Durfing is my favorite sport.
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Can’t say that I have but I’m not even sure what it is …

    I was just watching some guy at the beach while eating my lunch, show up with his board, talk to ladies, they left and when I started to leave, he did too..

    Probably used his friends board to pick up ladies.

    He didn't even have a wet suit either.
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  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I durfed yesterday for a few minutes and I had the time of my life. I'll probably be doing it again soon.
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I durfed yesterday for a few minutes and I had the time of my life. I'll probably be doing it again soon.

    You bring a surfboard into bars in Fargo ND to use it as a plot device to pick up the ladies??
  11. #11
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I was just watching some guy at the beach while eating my lunch, show up with his board, talk to ladies, they left and when I started to leave, he did too..

    Probably used his friends board to pick up ladies.

    He didn't even have a wet suit either.

    Lmao @ didn’t even have on a wet suit
    people are crazy lol

    I think I’ve actually seen a skit where a guy uses his friends puppy to pick up chicks at a dog park lol
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  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania You bring a surfboard into bars in Fargo ND to use it as a plot device to pick up the ladies??

    Yes I wait until the bar closes and bash groups of them over their heads with one fell swoop of my board.

    I say HI-YA like earlier referenced, in Miss Poggy voice, and then I say "RAPE!!"
  13. #13
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes I wait until the bar closes and bash groups of them over their heads with one fell swoop of my board.

    I say HI-YA like earlier referenced, in Miss Poggy voice, and then I say "RAPE!!"

    Does it work. Do you get raped?
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