Peeing

1. 2019-10-02 at 10:08 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Every day 8 billion people just PISS. over and over.
   
   Thanks.
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2. 2019-10-02 at 11:58 AM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Do you wake up at 2am for a big pee mr mmq?
3. 2019-12-03 at 5:51 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Do you wake up at 2am for a big pee mr mmq?

   
   Yes.
   
   But it's a little pee. I usually pee 5 times in an 8-hour sleep night. Not always, but often. I have a bladder the size of a walnut.
4. 2019-12-03 at 6 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ Yes.
   
   But it's a little pee. I usually pee 5 times in an 8-hour sleep night. Not always, but often. I have a bladder the size of a walnut.

   
   Stfu
5. 2019-12-03 at 6:02 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Stfu

   
   Stfu
6. 2019-12-03 at 6:10 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   I wonder if for one day if everyone in the world peed into a giant container how much pee it would accumulate.
7. 2019-12-03 at 6:15 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by blackbird I wonder if for one day if everyone in the world peed into a giant container how much pee it would accumulate.

   
   10 and a half billion liters. I just looked it up.
8. 2019-12-03 at 8:10 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Someone is peeing right now
9. 2019-12-03 at 8:10 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   It's me
10. 2019-12-03 at 8:11 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what pee-wee Herman is doing right now ? I wonder if he thinks about the fact he was pee-wee every time he pees. I probably would.
11. 2019-12-03 at 8:13 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut
    I want 8 million bajillions to pee pee in my mouth eee eee!
12. 2019-12-03 at 8:17 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There is 1.35 billion trillion liters of water in the ocean which I just divided by the average 1.2 liters a person pees per day and it gave me one of those weird scientific notation numbers. I was just to compare volume.
13. 2019-12-03 at 8:23 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut
    The clouds are eeeeing
14. 2019-12-03 at 8:39 AM UTC

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes.
    
    But it's a little pee. I usually pee 5 times in an 8-hour sleep night. Not always, but often. I have a bladder the size of a walnut.

    
    Check your Prostate Gland.
    
    More than two times in a night is a warning sign.
15. 2019-12-03 at 8:41 AM UTC

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    How much would 10 and a half billion liters be equivalent to?
    
    
    A giant lap pool? 2 giant lap pools? 10,000 lap pools?
16. 2019-12-03 at 8:43 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Check your Prostate Gland.
    
    More than two times in a night is a warning sign.

    
    I've had it checked. It's fine. I just pee a lot.
    
    
17. 2019-12-03 at 8:45 AM UTC

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I've had it checked. It's fine. I just pee a lot.
    
    

    
    Get a second opinion.
18. 2019-12-03 at 8:51 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Get a second opinion.

    
    I'm not anxious to get more doctors' fingers up my ass. I've been pissing like this since I was a kid.
19. 2019-12-03 at 8:59 AM UTC

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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm not anxious to get more doctors' fingers up my ass. I've been pissing like this since I was a kid.

    
    Maybe he didn't push properly. Did he say your prostate was just tender. a prostititus? have him push some more and then have other doctors push some more on it and then ask some people at your local bar to press on it
20. 2019-12-03 at 9:08 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Maybe he didn't push properly. Did he say your prostate was just tender. a prostititus? have him push some more and then have other doctors push some more on it and then ask some people at your local bar to press on it

    
    It was a she and it was her entire fist. She literally pulled my prostate out of my body, inspected it, passed it around to some other doctors and nurses and even let some of the kids in the waiting room toss it around for a minute before putting it back inside me and assuring me i was "right as rain."
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