Fuck this bullshit nosey fuck

1. 2019-10-02 at 6:12 AM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   I delivered late in the hood and before I was bringing in the last boxes up, I hear "isn't it a bit late,holmes.
   
   And I looked around and saw nothing. It was faint, so I ignored it as being tired and hearing shit.
   
   
   I go back to my car and this peanut size elf in a hoody with his hood up said, maybe you should deliver at a more respectable hour. Your
   
   And I said, Well.. People deliver pizzas till 2am .. I'm here before 10pm. And besides that, Its not your house. And it says to me, but it's my fucking street.
   And I reply "Your street? Are you the captain of the block?"
   
   and he tries to stare me down and I inched forward and looked him dead in the eyes. And his eyes went all shallow and weak.
   
   
   I then hawked a loogie on him and stabbed him in his juggler with a rusty thin cost hanger under my foot and then I unzipped my fly and urinated on his crying face.
   
   
   Prove me wrong, Phaggots.
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2. 2019-10-02 at 6:14 AM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Coat hanger even. Still don't believe me?
3. 2019-10-02 at 6:15 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I unzipped my fly and urinated on his crying face.

   
   sounds pretty gay bro
4. 2019-10-02 at 6:18 AM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra sounds pretty gay bro

   
   Doesn't make me the gay.
   
   But I know a guy like you would pay for it.
5. 2019-10-02 at 6:19 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   the fact that it is so incredibly gay and you can't see that is why I believe this story
6. 2019-10-02 at 6:21 AM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra the fact that it is so incredibly gay and you can't see that is why I believe this story

   
   Retell it at Christmas time for your children, not that you would have any. Cause your a gay.
7. 2019-10-02 at 6:23 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
8. 2019-10-02 at 6:25 AM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra

   
   Official flag of the Vatican city?
9. 2019-10-02 at 6:25 AM UTC

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   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   LOL. Uruguay
10. 2019-10-02 at 6:26 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no u
11. 2019-10-02 at 6:29 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I delivered late in the hood and before I was bringing in the last boxes up, I hear "isn't it a bit late,holmes.
    
    And I looked around and saw nothing. It was faint, so I ignored it as being tired and hearing shit.
    
    
    I go back to my car and this peanut size elf in a hoody with his hood up said, maybe you should deliver at a more respectable hour. Your
    
    And I said, Well.. People deliver pizzas till 2am .. I'm here before 10pm. And besides that, Its not your house. And it says to me, but it's my fucking street.
    And I reply "Your street? Are you the captain of the block?"
    
    and he tries to stare me down and I inched forward and looked him dead in the eyes. And his eyes went all shallow and weak.
    
    
    I then hawked a loogie on him and stabbed him in his juggler with a rusty thin cost hanger under my foot and then I unzipped my fly and urinated on his crying face.
    
    
    Prove me wrong, Phaggots.

    
    lol you can't even speel faggots, you faggot.
12. 2019-10-02 at 6:47 AM UTC

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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol you can't even speel faggots, you faggot.

    
    That's how I do it, holmes