If you were gonna commit suicide in a remote place... (?)

1. 2019-10-01 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...would you mail the police/government the location to find your body or go "missing" a few weeks or months until somebody finds you rotten someday?
   
   I think my answer depends on how much I like my driver's license picture.
2. 2019-10-01 at 4:42 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick …would you mail the police/government the location to find your body or go "missing" a few weeks or months until somebody finds you rotten someday?
   
   I think my answer depends on how much I like my driver's license picture.

   
   I'd leave a note on my desk
   With the location of my dead body.
3. 2019-10-01 at 4:46 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I've thought about the dryskal hotel but I don't have enough money lol
4. 2019-10-01 at 5:05 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Best bet is to go to the deepest part of the ocean, say 30,000 feet, tie an iron anvil to your neck and then go over the side. You'll never be found.