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1. 2019-09-29 at 7:57 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, it's supreme adaptability & tolerance of people, helps keep our inter-species relations friendly & loose. ❤
2. 2019-09-29 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Just saw about 100 of them spread out over a farmer's field. Not sure if an Ethiopian had already been that way and there was really 150 before.
3. 2019-09-29 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Geese are fucking disgusting. They shit everywhere & are completely gross
4. 2019-09-29 at 8:41 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Geese are fucking disgusting. They shit everywhere & are completely gross

   
   They're quite large, though. Much larger than one would think. Lots of meat on 'em. Their strongest advantage is their necks. The neck is like a rope of solid, dense muscle, and when it attacks, it uses its neck like a club. The beak is super strong, too. So it's like getting hit with a baseball bat with a spike on the end of it.
5. 2019-09-29 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Geese are fucking disgusting. They shit everywhere & are completely gross

   
   Ur a filthy whore.
6. 2019-09-29 at 8:47 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   So is ur mother, grandma's boy.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
7. 2019-10-01 at 1:49 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by -SpectraL They're quite large, though. Much larger than one would think. Lots of meat on 'em. Their strongest advantage is their necks. The neck is like a rope of solid, dense muscle, and when it attacks, it uses its neck like a club. The beak is super strong, too. So it's like getting hit with a baseball bat with a spike on the end of it.

   
   I hate Canadian geese. They block traffic, shit around all the rivers and man made ponds, and them suckers can be really aggressive. We even have laws that protect them. They’ll be getting outta here soon though.
8. 2019-10-01 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I like mallards
   
   sometimes I think about smashing them on the road when nobodys looking but i dont have a pickup no more