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If you look closely in the background you.can see life slowly passing me by

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga

    upload
  2. #2
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Draw out hours on a calendar and see how little time we have.
  3. #3
    Octavian motherfucker
    Drinking bottles of dirty Cid thinking where it all went wrong.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    England is such a cheerful place.
  5. #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    It all went wrong with the BIG BANG!
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    i hope for your sake that your an ironing board abuser.

    or a girl.
  7. #7
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i hope for your sake that your an ironing board abuser.

    or a girl.

    Winny! Thank my excellent post about the big bang!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    white lightning?
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    http://www.deathclock.com/

    Result: "You should be dead already."
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Your Personal Day of Death is...

    Thursday, October 10, 2019





    wtf?
  11. #11
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls Your Personal Day of Death is…

    Thursday, October 10, 2019





    wtf?

    Wow.. you only have a week and a half left. Have you written a will yet?
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    no

    but i should start preparing
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls no

    but i should start preparing

    Take a life insurance policy out on yourself.
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I seriously got "you have 0 days left", and then it even had the nerve to wish me a "nice day"..
  15. #15
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator
    upload




    as the world passes you by, you could be painting, working on your window trimming, and fixing that excuse of a sink :)


    bet you wouldn't even notice anything passing you by if you suddenly became ass and elbows busy fixing your place of residence up!!
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