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The Great Subway Jalapeño Scandal

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Seems to me Subway been up to no good.
  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I used to love subway but they got too big for their britches. I knew the end was near when they started portion controls. All the portions were shipped to the store instead of the workers cutting everything fresh. Fuck! Why am I wasting my time on this shit sub sub store!
  3. #3
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Subway was my first job, and if u have eaten a tuna sub from there, u got cucked hard. Also, u don't work w a supervisor, lol it's how I met my daughter's father & we were having sex all over the store in between making subs. Lol 🙂
  4. #4
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Special sauce?
  5. #5
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur favorite,insert old man meme
  6. #6
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Why don't you, fatty?
  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol :)
  8. #8
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
  9. #9
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol . So sad calling a female young enough to be ur daughter a pig on the interwebs. Okay big guy.
  10. #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You started it, piggy.

    Here, maybe this will help you lose some weight:

  11. #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I've Never engaged w u. 😄
  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What do you call 7 responses up? My comment was humorous and nothing offensive and you went all Miss Piggy on me.
  13. #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. I have absolutely no idea who u are, rather than ur obnoxious, old, & obsess ed with Jigga.
  14. #14
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I have no idea who you are either except that Mr. Johnson describes you as obese.

    You're the one seeming to be having Jiggy withdrawal symptoms because no one else pays you any attention.

    Fatties do need attention to make themselves feel better, don't they?
  15. #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by stl1 You're the one seeming to be having Jiggy withdrawal symptoms because no one else pays you any attention.

    Fatties do need attention to make themselves feel better, don't they?

    How about those Cardinals?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol ok
  17. #17
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want some ms. piggy porn now
  18. #18
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol smh
  19. #19
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Erekshun How about those Cardinals?




    Hope they go all the way!!!
  20. #20
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by STER0S i want some ms. piggy porn now







    Offbeat


    Man Caught Having Sex With Pig, Already Accused Of Bestiality With Dogs


    By Vaishnavi Vaidyanathan
    07/05/19 AT 5:38 AM


    Police were searching for a man who fled after having sex with his father’s pigs. The incident took place in Cayo District of Belize on Monday.

    Police said 40-year-old Albert Ara’s father owns a farm where he raises pigs. On Monday, the man caught Ara having sex with a female pig. On seeing his father, Ara escaped from the pen and fled. Ara’s father reported the incident to police the same day. Police said the unnamed 81-year-old man told them this was not the first time he caught his son red-handed having sex with pigs.

    Villagers told police that Ara also had sex with other animals including dogs and chickens. They also felt the man was a “devil” as he practiced occult. Police said Ara had several run-ins with the law and was charged with multiple murders. In 2006, Ara set a home on fire, killing two adults and four children. However, he was acquitted of all charges in 2010. Ara is also the prime suspect in the disappearance of his brother, who remains missing.

    In a similar incident in the African nation of Malawi in January, a man was arrested for raping a goat in a field. Police said the goat’s owner saw 21-year-old Kennedy Kambani in his field and initially thought he was trying to steal the animal. The man then returned to the field along with other villagers only to catch Kambani having sex with the goat. The villagers immediately caught the man and took him to the police station. During interrogation, Kambani confessed to the crime and said he took the animal’s permission before having sexual intercourse with it. The man was charged with bestiality.
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