Imagine being the dude who stole this laptop

1. 2019-09-29 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #1
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
2. 2019-09-29 at 7:06 AM UTC

   #2
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Sounds like consequences will never be the same
3. 2019-09-29 at 9:03 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Partial image = no CCTV working
   Radio transponder = the wifi card?
   Trade secrets = faff
   Valuable data = didn't back up his shit
   
   The guy has nothing, and the police probably told him to keep his shit safe in future and aren't interested in this bullshit.
4. 2019-09-29 at 9:06 AM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   But that chick who was a cop feels its ok to juet point s gun and start shooting st people because theyre blck and possibly dommiting burglary without even giving them a chance tog et down kr drop the shit. Thats Umeria for you. And she did it in the wrong fuking apartment. White privilege for ya.
5. 2019-09-29 at 9:07 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I bet that all eyes were on the one affirmative action person in the class.
   
   Sheeit.