2019-09-28 at 6:11 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I just got home from the bar - a bar I had no choice but to leave because some dude was sliding his hand up and down my back and trynna get me to join him out back for a BJ.
The second I figured out he was hitting on me, I brought it up...
Not to embarrass or insult him, though, but because I'm so used to getting hit on by guys that I just know the whole routine down fucking pat.
Plus, I know what it's like to be led on and all that, so the last thing I want to do to someone else is that.
But I couldn't help but contemplate why I get hit on by dudes all the damn time, but women look at me like I'm some kind of retarded toddler that you'd abort if you knew ahead of time.
The reason I don't just flip out and go all "gay-panic mode" on this dude is because, well, I know exactly what it's like to have difficulty finding romance.
I live in a rural, bible-belt kinda town. You can't just walk around here sporting rainbow-like insignia.
So, in a round-about kinda way, I completely empathize with his situation.
So I let him rub my back and squeeze my shoulder.
I mean, I totally told him, LITERALLY AND VERBATIM, "I have absolutely no interest in either giving, nor even receiving, your aforementioned back alley blow job. I am legitimately flattered, but I just could not possibly bring myself to engage."
So I'm sitting there watching all the gals in the place, but realizing that I am literal garbage to them.
Like, I 100% get what it's like to be hit on by a way-to-persistent motherfucker.
I also maybe feel like I know what it's like to also BE THAT way-to-persistent motherfucker.
Right now, in this exact moment, I am incredibly dissatisfied with women in general.
I realize, of course, that no kind of prejudice ever really gets anybody anywhere.
But right now, I need to just fucking let it out...
"Male privilege"...
IMAGINE ACTUALLY BRINGING THAT UP LIKE IT'S A LEGITIMATE SOCIETAL ISSUE…
Like, the one fucking biological requirement that Earth has bestowed on us, is in so much fucking abundance to women that the hottest topic in common areas is "omg muh rape culture and omg manspreading and omg unattractive men try to make eye contact with me in public, like why can't we just mass gendercide all of them, and then use their incinerated remains as fertilizer for our bogonas or whatever the fuck."
2019-09-28 at 6:29 AM UTC
learn from him.
do what he did to you to women.
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2019-09-28 at 9:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
learn from him.
do what he did to you to women.
Offer women a blowjob
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2019-09-28 at 9:49 AM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Originally posted by gadzooks
I just got home from the bar - a bar I had no choice but to leave because some dude was sliding his hand up and down my back and trynna get me to join him out back for a BJ.
The second I figured out he was hitting on me, I brought it up…
Not to embarrass or insult him, though, but because I'm so used to getting hit on by guys that I just know the whole routine down fucking pat.
Plus, I know what it's like to be led on and all that, so the last thing I want to do to someone else is that.
But I couldn't help but contemplate why I get hit on by dudes all the damn time, but women look at me like I'm some kind of retarded toddler that you'd abort if you knew ahead of time.
The reason I don't just flip out and go all "gay-panic mode" on this dude is because, well, I know exactly what it's like to have difficulty finding romance.
I live in a rural, bible-belt kinda town. You can't just walk around here sporting rainbow-like insignia.
So, in a round-about kinda way, I completely empathize with his situation.
So I let him rub my back and squeeze my shoulder.
I mean, I totally told him, LITERALLY AND VERBATIM, "I have absolutely no interest in either giving, nor even receiving, your aforementioned back alley blow job. I am legitimately flattered, but I just could not possibly bring myself to engage."
So I'm sitting there watching all the gals in the place, but realizing that I am literal garbage to them.
Like, I 100% get what it's like to be hit on by a way-to-persistent motherfucker.
I also maybe feel like I know what it's like to also BE THAT way-to-persistent motherfucker.
Right now, in this exact moment, I am incredibly dissatisfied with women in general.
I realize, of course, that no kind of prejudice ever really gets anybody anywhere.
But right now, I need to just fucking let it out…
"Male privilege"…
IMAGINE ACTUALLY BRINGING THAT UP LIKE IT'S A LEGITIMATE SOCIETAL ISSUE…
Like, the one fucking biological requirement that Earth has bestowed on us, is in so much fucking abundance to women that the hottest topic in common areas is "omg muh rape culture and omg manspreading and omg unattractive men try to make eye contact with me in public, like why can't we just mass gendercide all of them, and then use their incinerated remains as fertilizer for our bogonas or whatever the fuck."
Why didnt you oet him suck your dick? Or would getting pegged by a chick be a better option for you?
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2019-09-28 at 9:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke
Offer women a blowjob
contrary to popular beliefs some women do have penises.
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2019-09-28 at 11:53 AM UTC
Good read OP. You need to move town.
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Women are cucking themselves and focusing on things like career and money, not sex and relationships.
When they are ready to finally meet someone and have kids there will be nobody left and they will die alone
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2019-09-28 at 12:29 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
contrary to popular beliefs some women do have penises.
No, they only borrow them for awhile.
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2019-09-28 at 12:54 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
gadzooks I love you but you seem beta af. Idk what youre doing wrong but it's clearly something. Cops beat you up for fun, predatorial gay guys molest you and women think by talking to you you will let them fuck other guys in your place. You also said you went 10 years without having sex. Idk what to tell you besides become more of a warrior
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2019-09-28 at 12:55 PM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Sudo
gadzooks I love you but you seem beta af. Idk what youre doing wrong but it's clearly something. Cops beat you up for fun, predatorial gay guys molest you and women think by talking to you you will let them fuck other guys in your place. You also said you went 10 years without having sex. Idk what to tell you besides become more of a warrior
Hey, maybe his Dad was a librarian. You don't know.
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2019-09-28 at 1:09 PM UTC
maybe the women stopped paying attention to you because there was a gay dude rubbing ur back so they assumed u were gay
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2019-09-28 at 1:10 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Hey, maybe his Dad was a librarian. You don't know.
I feel like a male librarian could get a ton of a certain type of pussy. I would legitimately enjoy that job.
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2019-09-28 at 1:16 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
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2019-09-28 at 1:22 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Sudo
I feel like a male librarian could get a ton of a certain type of pussy. I would legitimately enjoy that job.
Probably school teachers, archivists and writers.
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2019-09-28 at 1:27 PM UTC
Wariat
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2019-09-28 at 1:30 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
learn from him.
do what he did to you to women.
This is what I domt get. Why are women so finnicky like if you just touch them they act like youre raping them?
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2019-09-28 at 1:30 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
And why do so many of them on twitter talk shit about dudes kissing them or touching them and all wanting to be part of the metoo movement?
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2019-09-28 at 1:34 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Originally posted by Sudo
gadzooks I love you but you seem beta af. Idk what youre doing wrong but it's clearly something. Cops beat you up for fun, predatorial gay guys molest you and women think by talking to you you will let them fuck other guys in your place. You also said you went 10 years without having sex. Idk what to tell you besides become more of a warrior
Thats how I feel sometimes I am but in all reslity calling people out or fighting in public or doing those things I did before changing my life and going to prison just makes you look stupid. And maybe if they feel he needs to comepte for them or fight other men for them they are not right for him and jsut head cases that would bring him trouble?
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2019-09-28 at 1:39 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
So I'm sitting there watching all the gals in the place, but realizing that I am literal garbage to them.
How do you think I feel? Why domt you just go on twitch and follow them around like those other dudes and send them money so they can send you their piss in mail or something? I heard lots of dudes do that in our situation. Better thsn turng ay or get pegged right? Would you let one peg you if thats the requirement to go home with you?
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2019-09-28 at 1:40 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Women want real men, not boys. A real man is proactive, brave and forward. Those on the road to success are marked with failures, but those who persevere win out against all odds. Go right on over there, say hello, buy them a drink, sit and chat, or leave, if they ask. You don't lose anything but your self-dignity by standing around waiting for the good life to come to you.
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