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worst date ever

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    i always thought i was a cool dude and some girls with big butts liked me, i talked a lot of shit to this girl that just moved here, and she said i was a cute guy and i took her out to eat at long john silvers and she had nothing to say, everthing was like wbu, and the weird thing she was a literal midi-git , i took her back to my place and undressed her and we watched insidious part 3 while i suckled on her neck.. and she was moaning, she refused to suck my dick so i just popped it in her pussy for awhile, it was awful, I could tell she didnt like it at all cause she was clinching her fist and going "hmmpph" "deeep"

    so i didnt even come and told her id drive her all the way across town back to her sisters place, when i dropped her off where she told me to drop her off she said she wanted to be dropped off at the mall to meet her sister and I told her well you didnt tell me that doll thers the bus and she told me im racist and rude amd i smell like beer.

    it sucked, but i did the right thing i guess.

    she was 23 years old so quite a bit younger than so i don't know that had something to do with it. My cat scratched her and it all kinda went down hill after that.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-10T07:13:17.145672+00:00
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Every worst date starts at Long John Silver's.
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^maybe you're right, i made jokes about her sister being blind and she told me I have "an abrasive personality"
    I was just trying to have fun and be light hearted.

    but i need to realize not everyone is crazy like me. and despite me taking her to long john silvers, I did it because I wanted to do something nice with the money I had, she told me she had no money and I truly think she didnt.

    I meet really cool girls sometimes that want to have sex with me but I always botch by being crass. I haven't had sex in a while and thats why i did this, the girl I've been hanging with that is pregnant hasn't been having sex with me and I got kind of upset. Thats the exact same thing that happened with my daughters mom, she got pregnant and just quit having sex with me.

    and the kicker is she used to take me to long john silvers.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tell me a joke you made about the blind sister.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    meh it wasnt so much of a joke but more of a true story about a blind chick, it's actually embarrassing man, i've been realizing recently that i need to start cooling it and chill out more.

    like im at the point where i even turn off ugly chicks just because I get in my owen head. I feel like I can be charming guy, but I also have a knack for pushing myself in a corner.

    i probably just need to start focusing on school / working out.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-10T08:22:38.114211+00:00
  6. #6
    Originally posted by mmQ Every worst date starts at Long John Silver's.

    Every worst date starts with Bill Krozby picking a girl up.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Phoenix Every worst date starts with Bill Krozby picking a girl up.

    Says the fag who's dates consist of blowing niggers
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Says the fag who's dates consist of blowing niggers

    whose*
  9. #9
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby meh it wasnt so much of a joke but more of a true story about a blind chick, it's actually embarrassing man, i've been realizing recently that i need to start cooling it and chill out more.

    Why do you think "frothy cuck" was added to your user title?
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  10. #10
    arent you getting married?
  11. #11
    This is why I don't meet girls online they are all retards
  12. #12
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump This is why I don't meet girls they are all retards

    Fixt
  13. #13
    Originally posted by the holy ghost arent you getting married?

    People with low intellect feel the need to spread their genes far and wide, even tho they're the people who shouldn't be breeding under any circumstance.

    Unless you need an army of retard children to run medical experiments on
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the holy ghost arent you getting married?

    yes
  15. #15
    youre cheating before you're even married smfh

    its been like 10 days and you're already fucking up
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  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject Fixt

    lol most are, but I have met a few cool girls, I dated the girl that won cupcake wars, she was rad. she was a drummer and a roller skater and taught english
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the holy ghost youre cheating before you're even married smfh

    its been like 10 days and you're already fucking up

    it just takes me a while to shape up. I'm still getting to know her.
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by reject this sisimw bla bla fuidiwdwjiij

    Fixt

    No man, you don'get it.

    Even the strangest looking ugly girl can get a guy, its the psycho crazy greencard bitches that are forced to use the internet to meet people, either that or they are chick derpadews which aint good either.

    All the girls at my work dont have facebook and are hot as fuck.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by reject Fixt
    im so high i forgot everything
  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    DEEEERPADDEEEEEWWW!!!!

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