2019-09-28 at 3:40 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Said "fuck this, I gotta shit"
Punched out the glass and crawled inside.
He cut himself good too and I can't quit laughing.
2019-09-28 at 3:44 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
lol what an interesting friday it seems to have been for you.
2019-09-28 at 3:50 AM UTC
Ha. That reminds me of this time I broke into a house through a window, which I rarely ever did but for whatever reason after discovering both doors were locked the window caught my eye and looked like I could potentially pry it open without breaking it.
Anyway I totally broke it and got this gash in my wrist that was bleeding like a liberal heart and of course the home had nice white carpet lol so I left this trail of blood leading up the stairs looking for the bathroom, and then I just bled all over and left a bunch of bloody toilet paper laying all over.
And then I think I legitimately also took a shit though my memory might be creating that. After I wrapped up my wrist and stopped the bleeding I still took a few things from the house like I intended to in the first place. :) Merry Christmas! You're welcome!
