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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    mornin Heatherr
  2. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Morning poley.


    So was thinking about molecules. And what came to my mind was that I always thought moles were those cute little mice type rodants. However no there is a magical mythical little thing called a vole...moles are ugly and creepy..they didn't teach us about the existence if voles in nj
  3. all this stress look at this mess look at my head im better off dead
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Actually you know what I appreciate it. No society online or otherwise can function without the draw of a few retarded whores with vaginas. You give the thirsty people a motivation to keep on posting, and exchange, they give you a reason to live. So keep on doing what you're doing I guess.

    Stop thinking about me dork
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Jumping rope is single handedly the best cardio in the world

    Next to sex obviously not lazy sex tho

    I can jump rope for forever without noticing the time going by look up and it’s an hour of cardio

    Do that chit everyday once or twice and ...I’m telling you... nigga
    Watch your body transform
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  6. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Jumping rope is single handedly the best cardio in the world

    Next to sex obviously not lazy sex tho

    I can jump rope for forever without noticing the time going by look up and it’s an hour of cardio

    Do that chit everyday once or twice and …I’m telling you… nigga
    Watch your body transform

    God why are you so fucking disgusting and sex o.bsessed.

    Jumping rope is for school girls.

    If you want to transform your body do planks.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bro..They laughed at me... they all laughed!

    Years ago when I first started I lived in an apartment complex and I jumped rope outside
    They laughed!!

    Then a bitch got fit.. then it was.. can I jump rope with you


    I went so hard.. they’d ask me what are you training for.. military, police academy etc
    Nah I was just addicted to the changes I saw everyday
    They got to see with they’re own eyes how I changed that summer

    *tokes*

    I’m in a rambling mood ❤️😏
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    I learned and took advice from the best.. Ali and Bruce Lee

    Those niggas was right about it...

    It’s the best endurance building and fat burning cardio in the world
    Period
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    After I saw videos with Ali and Bruce talking about it along with a host of other successful boxers and fighters and sports players
    I went for it ...

    I got real real good.. one day I was jumping rope so fast I went into a zone that I called BeastMode

    Where I’d jump so fast and blanked everything around me out

    Some old guy comes from around the corner and says

    I had to see where that sound was coming from I could hear it around the corner

    Haven’t heard a rope that fast since Ali

    I almost cried lololol

    Because he obviously didn’t know the people who inspired me but saw the similarities and I was so proud of myself

    *tokes*
  10. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    It wrecks the joints. It's not a good exercise to do regularly. You're gonna have knee problems when you're older from wearing down the cartilage.

    This is why I just walk for cardio and lift weights/do body exercises for everything else.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    I don’t think I’ll have joint damage honestly...I stretch before and after
    Should be aight
  12. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG It wrecks the joints. It's not a good exercise to do regularly. You're gonna have knee problems when you're older from wearing down the cartilage.

    This is why I just walk for cardio and lift weights/do body exercises for everything else.

    Hell yeah can't recommend enough, swimming, walking, nice low impact.

    I walk when I can, but when I'm by myself I ALWAYS get impatient and think running is better, but I don't know how runners do it. I used to run daily for years when younger and now I feel that impact shit. I wake up after running and my achilles/hamstring/knees are all shoddy. Getting old sucks.
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t think I’ll have joint damage honestly…I stretch before and after
    Should be aight

    Lol wat. Stretching won't prevent this and isn't related at all. Put the joint down.



    Originally posted by eBagger Hell yeah can't recommend enough, swimming, walking, nice low impact.

    I walk when I can, but when I'm by myself I ALWAYS get impatient and think running is better, but I don't know how runners do it. I used to run daily for years when younger and now I feel that impact shit. I wake up after running and my achilles/hamstring/knees are all shoddy. Getting old sucks.

    I want a gym membership just for the pool. Swimming is the king of cardio and I can swim like a fish. Really need a new bike too.

    That sucks tho man, a lot of runners end up with problems. My aunt used to run and she had to have knee surgery a few years ago because of the damage it caused.
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Morning poley.


    So was thinking about molecules. And what came to my mind was that I always thought moles were those cute little mice type rodants. However no there is a magical mythical little thing called a vole…moles are ugly and creepy..they didn't teach us about the existence if voles in nj

    yeah moles have grotesque feet and fucked up noses kinda like that skrawny chick from norlins but different, fuck I cant believe I forgot her name ,, oh rick says it was krysti
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    My besties kid used to come over and I’d cook for her she’d always say thank you TT Tara and take the plate of food..

    Now that she’s a freshie in high school she stopped saying it..
    Now she’ll take the plate and be like all kool

    “Preciate it”

    😂
    I don’t know why that’s so fuqn hilarious to me

    I was boiling water on the stove earlier she looks in the pot and says
    Mmm.. looks good ....and walks off ...

    Rofl

    I’m like ..im about to make spaghetti

    These kids today are a trippp lmao
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    i just saw a god damn puppet pussy
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    dunno why a karambit bottle opener appeals to me but I'm considering buying RAM now
  18. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    What if the big bad wolf just had alergies and didn't mean to blow down the pigs houses. Maybe the pigs were just little gossipy pussies, and wanted to make their lawsuit viable
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  19. thinkin i hope i dont wake up

    fuck this shit, reality sucks and obscurity waits. i hope an asteroid plows directly into my head blasting it into a million pieces and have a quiet closed casked christian bullshit funeral where like 4 people there actually cared whether i lived or died and the rest just came to eat some depressing lasagna or some shit.
  20. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra


    dunno why a karambit bottle opener appeals to me but I'm considering buying RAM now

    Seconds as brass knuckles?
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