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pissing trick (not sure how many know of this)

  1. #1
    when you need to start pissing but you know sometimes it takes a few minutes to relax everything or whatever so you're just standing there waiting, if you wait until you are almost able to but still unable to piss and then pinch the head of your dick it will help you begin to piss 1-2 seconds earlier which saves you valuable time
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  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Quit Supergluing the tip, moron!
  3. #3
    it also works if you're in the shower and otherwise don't need to piss and you hit the head some some warm/hot water. you can empty the rest of your bladder that way after you already take a normal piss
  4. #4
    Will try

    This is another example for the perks of being fe.ale thread
  5. #5
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Apparently there's a medical problem that can be detected by pinching of the tip of the penis because it causes the anus to contract. If the anus doesn't contract when the penis is pinched, the person has a problem.

    Strange. There's been times I got so high it was hard to piss. Hawaiian baby woodrose did that too, but I still enjoyed it. I used to make an extract of cannabis and coconut oil when I grew weed, and it was damn good, but a small amount would get me so high and be so addictive I'd be up for days and barely able to piss.
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Wyoming urologists HATE this health hack but can't stop you from using it
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