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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala It's swamp cakes.

    We do have a swamp sampler which is a frog, some alliGAYtor, and some crawfish, but I'm gonna petition to have them add you to it, maybe as a dipping sauce.
  2. #22
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Hahaha
  3. #23
    Lol NO. Make the swamp cakes.

  4. #24
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Do you cook at home or eat frozen dinners? 😜
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that a native American wearing a big ass headdress emoji? That makes sense.

    What's a fucking swamp cake ? A crab cake? A friend Lilly pad ? Fried I mean.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Do you cook at home or eat frozen dinners? 😜

    The latter. And literally. I only eat food while its frozen.
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by frala No, I call those cheese tits. Fucking dumbass.

    oh excuse the fuck out of me, they look pretty swampy
  8. #28
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by mmQ The latter. And literally. I only eat food while its frozen.

    Id be afraid of eating in your restaurant your food
    No offense hehehe
  9. #29
    Originally posted by mmQ Is that a native American wearing a big ass headdress emoji? That makes sense.

    What's a fucking swamp cake ? A crab cake? A friend Lilly pad ? Fried I mean.

    Yes, it is, and yes it does.

    It's boudin with crab and spinach sauce. Learn to make it and serve it on a lily pad, then demand it on the menu. You'll be a hero.
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  10. #30
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh excuse the fuck out of me, they look pretty swampy

    You're excused and you've never seen my tits so how about you stop following me around like you have you saggy assed weirdo.
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Yes, it is, and yes it does.

    It's boudin with crab and spinach sauce. Learn to make it and serve it on a lily pad, then demand it on the menu. You'll be a hero.

    That sounds fancy. I'm gonna bring it up, actually , I'll just make one here at home and then bring it in as an example and give samples to everyone except Bobbie because shes fat and stupid emphasis on both and she steals soup all the time.

    That's a lot of ingredients though. And I have to travel to get lily pads. Can you send me some ? I'll give you like 2% of the proceeds or whatever. 👻
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  12. #32
    Yeah, there's some fresh lily pads near my house. I'll ship them shits to you express.
  13. #33
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    M., im at 15% and unable to charge my device. If u have something to say to me say it now!!
  14. #34
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Personally I have been told i make a MEAN basket of french fries and when I put my heart into it I can put together one of the best side salads known to humanity.

    Borrow money from everyone you know, move to San Francisco and take Culinary Classes at one of the world's finest. Open a gold mine in San Francisco or Oakland since all the new Billionaires and there 120k a year technocratic slaves need to eat too. Also a 20% hidden fee on all meals for your break away personal account in case you're stuck in a lease and need to file chapter 11 and bail, move to France to hide from creditors, rinse and repeat. Also when in the bay area , you have to feed me for free and free lap dances from the actresses you hire who are slinging hash until their big break. You can thank me later.
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  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Borrow money from everyone you know, move to San Francisco and take Culinary Classes at one of the world's finest. Open a gold mine in San Francisco or Oakland since all the new Billionaires and there 120k a year technocratic slaves need to eat too. Also a 20% hidden fee on all meals for your break away personal account in case you're stuck in a lease and need to file chapter 11 and bail, move to France to hide from creditors, rinse and repeat. Also when in the bay area , you have to feed me for free and free lap dances from the actresses you hire who are slinging hash until their big break. You can thank me later.

    If I wasnt a pussy right now I could go back and work with my old Chef in Tampa and make way more money, but I'm a pussy right now.
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee M., im at 15% and unable to charge my device. If u have something to say to me say it now!!

    See you later alliGAYtor.
  17. #37
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ If I wasnt a pussy right now I could go back and work with my old Chef in Tampa and make way more money, but I'm a pussy right now.

    Move to NYC if money is where it's at. Life is an adventure.. You're running out of time..at least your youth. Go. Get a lone and BE you're way. Start with a fancy chef food truck if you have to. Park it in the winter months in Jersey and work until spring comes. Or jump right in.
  18. #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What do you mean youre a pussy rn?
  19. #39
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What do you mean youre a pussy rn?

    Yes frighten he will fail and everyone will find out
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What do you mean youre a pussy rn?

    It means I currently dont have the ambition/confidence to move out to FL by myself right now. For a host of reasons of course. Some good, and some bad.
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