Today I Celebrate 2 Years of Sobriety

1. 2019-09-23 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   2 years ago while strung out on drugs I jumped off the flood wall downtown and broke my hip and shoulder and bruised some organs.
   I remember laying there for hours watching the stars.
   Trying to move but unable to do anything but scoot a couple inches at a time.
   I eventually gave up and took out my rig and threw it because I didn't want them finding my body and it being on me.
   Luckily someone came across me and called 911.
   It was like 1 or 2 in the morning....
   Anyways....
   2 years today!
   Technically it was maybe yesterday but wh a tsunami the difference.
   Praise God.
   
   
   
   Also chec out my lunch. $5
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks, 
   • Sudo
2. 2019-09-23 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #2
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   you look like a loser
3. 2019-09-23 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   More like 2 years of faggotry.
   
   Nah, but for real, respect.
   
   I could never do it.
4. 2019-09-23 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   FUCKING LIAR, lmao wtf...
   
   

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I quit drinking.
   My last beer was Monday night.
   So its day 1 now.
   I just got off work and its late but I am not tired.
   Smoking some weed but currently bored as shit.
   Maybe its time to start taking that effexor??

   
   POSTED 2019-04-23 at 8:58 PM PDT
5. 2019-09-23 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   username: African Astronaut
   heh heh you was just waiting to get hooked up to them pain meds huh buddy lol. I know, I know.
6. 2019-09-23 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Dafuq does "sober" even mean?
7. 2019-09-23 at 11:34 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Are you talking strictly opiates?
   
   If so, then, well, congrats I guess... It is an achievement, but just don't call it "sobriety."
   
   I quit opiates back in '14.
   
   But I would never say that I'm "5 years sober"... dafuq?
8. 2019-09-23 at 11:36 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by gadzooks Dafuq does "sober" even mean?

   
   Hes being a retard like they're apt to do. Nigga drinks all the time. Actually you're the retard here for giving fona a credit of credence.
9. 2019-09-23 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Credit of credence. Is that ok to say? It feels funny.
10. 2019-09-23 at 11:41 PM UTC

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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    OP is a liar and a weakling
11. 2019-09-23 at 11:43 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Credit of credence. Is that ok to say? It feels funny.

    
    I like it.
12. 2019-09-23 at 11:52 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lolbriety
    
    doesn't he post about smoking weed and drinking semi-regularly
13. 2019-09-23 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra lolbriety
    
    doesn't he post about smoking weed and drinking semi-regularly

    
    I dont know, DOESNT HE?
14. 2019-09-23 at 11:55 PM UTC

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    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra lolbriety
    
    doesn't he post about smoking weed and drinking regularly

    
    yes
15. 2019-09-24 at 12:27 AM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    what was in that sandwich?
16. 2019-09-24 at 12:30 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by STER0S what was in that sandwich?

    
    Subway garbage looks like. Salami pepperoni provolone tomato lettuce and a parsley sprig at the end for garnish purposes.
17. 2019-09-24 at 12:34 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I'm talking heroin and cocaine.
18. 2019-09-24 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm talking heroin and cocaine.

    
    Like I said, congratulations. That is a legitimate accomplishment.
    
    But please don't call it "sobriety."
    
    That's just plain misleading.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • bigthink
19. 2019-09-24 at 12:51 AM UTC

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    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Like I said, congratulations. That is a legitimate accomplishment.
    
    But please don't call it "sobriety."
    
    That's just plain misleading.

    
    He merely downgraded his crutch.
20. 2019-09-24 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Goddamn i want a subway now and a just had arbys. salami mommi
    
    i just got done with a weeks long dilaudid binge, which sploo concurs counts as a full blown relapse and i agree. I havent actually gotten to tramadol withdrawal due to that, so that'll be coming shortly, im gonna drink some cough medicine tonight to see if it helps my cough like hydromorphone did, if not ill be upsetys. i dont wanna walk around with saucer eyes