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  1. #41
    Yeah most likely, they use celery salt on the rim of the glass.

    It's the same as a bloody Mary but there's clam juice in it
  2. #42
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah most likely, they use celery salt on the rim of the glass.

    It's the same as a bloody Mary but there's clam juice in it

    Lol, clam juice. It was with this.

    https://www.clamato.com/en
  3. #43
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Women can legally walk around topless in public. Tits right out for all the kids to see and it's perfectly lawful. It's a liberal socialist country, where everything goes. Even bestiality is legalized. They teach kindergarten kids about homosexual sex positions. They force parents, by law, to allow their five-year-olds to get sex changes. Anything goes in Canada. They've thrown open the borders to every 3rd world on the planet. Chalk full of aliens. There's no such thing as propriety or decency or values here anymore. It's like a super large version of California.

    You can walk around topless too here in tx. Some places you can walk even nude. It's just natural. You can even bathe your naked baby in the river. It's just skin you boomer.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Sophie Lol, clam juice. It was with this.

    https://www.clamato.com/en


    ya it has clams juice In it
  5. #45
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ya it has clams juice In it

    Alright Ceasar's it is.
  6. #46
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    i didn't know ceasers were invented in Canada but when I drank I used to love drinking them, especially when hung over.
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby … You can even bathe your naked baby in the river. It's just skin you boomer.

    You guys bath naked babies in the river?
  8. #48
    Invented in my home town of Calgary Alberta
  9. #49
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Hijack a fishing boat and sail across Erie.
    So long as we don't end up like the Edmond Fitzgerald.

  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Best place to cross is right at the St. Lawrence River at upstate New York/Morrisburg. You can basically swim right across.
  11. #51
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Canada is wonderfully weird it seems.. never been there but went far enough into Washington state I saw the mountains .. back then you didn't need ID to cross over let alone a fucking passport. Shit asshole Bush and his cronies starting post 911 fear.
  12. #52
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We have thousands of rivers and lakes and mountains here. Most of the territory is completely uninhabited and pristine. I've been to remote areas where the closest person was 100 miles away. The areas were basically just like Paradise. I mean how you would picture Paradise. With crystal clear water you can drink right from the lake, overground and underground springs of fresh water, herons, deer, moose, bear, hundreds of species of animals just going about their business without any real fear of man yet. I did a lot of portaging with my canoe and supplies, explored a lot of remote islands. When you look over the side of the canoe, you can see the large fish swimming right along down near the bottom. Waterfalls, creeks with rainbow trout, all kinds of food to eat right off the land. Best areas to explore are far north-east of Maniwaki. Indian territory, where they still live off the land and have wild wolves as pets. I've spoken to them. Most have never even met a white man before and know nothing about technology. The things we have are like magic to them.
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  13. #53
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We have thousands of rivers and lakes and mountains here. Most of the territory is completely uninhabited and pristine. I've been to remote areas where the closest person was 100 miles away. The areas were basically just like Paradise. I mean how you would picture Paradise. With crystal clear water you can drink right from the lake, overground and underground springs of fresh water, herons, deer, moose, bear, hundreds of species of animals just going about their business without any real fear of man yet. I did a lot of portaging with my canoe and supplies, explored a lot of remote islands. When you look over the side of the canoe, you can see the large fish swimming right along down near the bottom. Waterfalls, creeks with rainbow trout, all kinds of food to eat right off the land. Best areas to explore are far north-east of Maniwaki. Indian territory, where they still live off the land and have wild wolves as pets. I've spoken to them. Most have never even met a white man before and know nothing about technology. The things we have are like magic to them.

    Spectral is known as "The Bear Whisperer" in some native circles

    Northern OT is beautiful though
  14. #54
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Also, the natives of Kahnewake would put LA bloods and Crips to shame. Plus mohawks are like the skinniest and smallest natives. There are definitely no natives around maniwaki who've never heard of a white man. When you go far north in Quebec you meet people who's never met a a white english person but I imagine most have met white people before
  15. #55
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    SpectraL likes to imagine he's in a Lewis and Clark type situation
  16. #56
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I actually wouldn't mind living in Canadia instead of West Britain. All that extra space would be nice.
  17. #57
    bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Best place to cross is right at the St. Lawrence River at upstate New York/Morrisburg. You can basically swim right across.

    .... are we from the same town?

    cool tangent: if you want to buy a ridiculously fast boat, that's the area to do it. go to the police auctions and they'll have drug muler boats, matte black with novelty sized engines, for $500-$1000. these boats would get across the river before the coast guard can even dispatch
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  18. #58
    bigthink victim of incest
    serious answer tho:

    based on who I think uses this site, Alberta, Quebec, or Nova Scotia are the best provinces to live.

    cons:
    snows not that bad, and temp will only get past -30°C for a couple weeks a year now. and you better like shoveling that bullshit.

    be prepared to be taxed out the ass on **everything**. property, goods, vehicles, everything. insurance is expensive as fuck too.

    we make way less gross and net income value per capita also

    job market is **OK** if you're willing to move. if you're not, than it's not good.

    say goodbye to your cool guns. handguns and autos are more licencing trouble than they're worth.

    cheap beer is like $1.5-$2 per can I think. a cheap 40oz of liquor is $38

    pros:

    free healthcare

    not much crime

    outdoor hockey 4-5 months per year

    less guns
  19. #59
    bigthink victim of incest
    you're better off saying you're a syrian immigrant and leeching that 45000 of neetbux per year

    https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/refugees/canada-role.html


    welcoming them at the airport or other port of entry
    helping to find a temporary place to live
    helping to find a permanent place to live
    assessing their needs
    information and help getting to know Canada, and
    referrals to other federal and provincial programs, and to other settlement services.


    basically they'll suck your dick
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  20. #60
    bigthink victim of incest
    shiiii gryllis actually moved to Canada
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