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Kicked some old dudes ass last night

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I went to my friend luis's place yesterday evening and drank some vodka with went back to my place and started sippin Natty daddies.

    I got really hungry so I went to the Asian store for pork eggrolls and sheshwan beef stew.

    At this point it's like almost ten pm so it's really dark and I'm walking home and this one part of the sidewalk is specifically dark because there's a bunch of overhanging trees. But I see someone walking towards me.

    But he doesn't see me especially because I'm like Slenderman man and I'm wearing all black.

    We he gets up to me his Popeye looking ass screams like a lil bitch because I startled him and I start laughing and keep walking and he turns around gets in my face raging saying "you think that's fucking funny?!"

    And I get really defensive because and yell at him "what the fuck are you going to do about it?!" And this mother fucker spits in my face so I immediately spit back in his face and he just starts walking away and I'm standing there wiping my face off really fucking drunk and pissed off and at the point he's like 20 feet away and start running up behind him and jump and kick him in his ass/sacrum and he falls over but I also fell over doing that.

    I got up real quick because I didn't want him to retaliate. I yell at him "that's what you get you fucking cunt"

    I tried to let it ruin my night but it pissed me off that I had to go thru that now my back hurts today
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pretty similar thing happened to me. I was walking home from the bank machine a few blocks away at night, and some old Indian drunk, pretty big, too, came up on me really fast and tried to get right up in my face asking me why I looked so tough, so as he was going to put his face up to mine I let a right hook go and nailed him right in the side of the head, and that knocked him back almost on his ass. Then he picked up a bottle that was laying there and threw it right at my head, then charged me, and I must have given him at least 4 or 5 shots straight to the head as I was backing up and sidestepping, but he then started going absolutely ape-shit and dancing around in the street screaming and yelling he was going to follow me home and kill me later. He came at me one more time as I was walking away and almost jumped on my back, but I turned around and nailed him clean in the temple and he backed up and kept screaming he was going to kill me. I finally lost him around a corner.
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  3. #3
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I went to my friend luis's place yesterday evening and drank some vodka with went back to my place and started sippin Natty daddies.

    I got really hungry so I went to the Asian store for pork eggrolls and sheshwan beef stew.

    At this point it's like almost ten pm so it's really dark and I'm walking home and this one part of the sidewalk is specifically dark because there's a bunch of overhanging trees. But I see someone walking towards me.

    But he doesn't see me especially because I'm like Slenderman man and I'm wearing all black.

    We he gets up to me his Popeye looking ass screams like a lil bitch because I startled him and I start laughing and keep walking and he turns around gets in my face raging saying "you think that's fucking funny?!"

    And I get really defensive because and yell at him "what the fuck are you going to do about it?!" And this mother fucker spits in my face so I immediately spit back in his face and he just starts walking away and I'm standing there wiping my face off really fucking drunk and pissed off and at the point he's like 20 feet away and start running up behind him and jump and kick him in his ass/sacrum and he falls over but I also fell over doing that.

    I got up real quick because I didn't want him to retaliate. I yell at him "that's what you get you fucking cunt"

    I tried to let it ruin my night but it pissed me off that I had to go thru that now my back hurts today

    who do you think hurts more,

    you or him.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pretty similar thing happened to me. I was walking home from the bank machine a few blocks away at night, and some old Indian drunk, pretty big, too, came up on me really fast and tried to get right up in my face asking me why I looked so tough, so as he was going to put his face up to mine I let a right hook go and nailed him right in the side of the head, and that knocked him back almost on his ass. Then he picked up a bottle that was laying there and threw it right at my head, then charged me, and I must have given him at least 4 or 5 shots straight to the head as I was backing up and sidestepping, but he then started going absolutely ape-shit and dancing around in the street screaming and yelling he was going to follow me home and kill me later. He came at me one more time as I was walking away and almost jumped on my back, but I turned around and nailed him clean in the temple and he backed up and kept screaming he was going to kill me. I finally lost him around a corner.

    why did you run.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny who do you think hurts more,

    you or him.

    Probably him I jumped and and planted that kick as hard as I could he wasn't expecting it and I'm really good at bracing myself for falls
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why did you run.

    I didn't run. Because I'd already given him at least six shots straight to the head at full force and he was still going ape-shit and causing a huge disturbance in the street, stopping cars and stuff, it just seemed easier and more sensible to just lose him, which I did. He was so shitfaced, he wasn't feeling anything. Probably on PCP, too. I probably would have had to kill the guy to finally take him down. Not worth it.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Probably him I jumped and and planted that kick as hard as I could he wasn't expecting it and I'm really good at bracing myself for falls

    good work.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL I didn't run. Because I'd already given him at least six shots straight to the head at full force and he was still going ape-shit and causing a huge disturbance in the street, stopping cars and stuff, it just seemed easier and more sensible to just lose him, which I did. He was so shitfaced, he wasn't feeling anything. Probably on PCP, too. I probably would have had to kill the guy to finally take him down. Not worth it.

    why didnt you knock him out cold.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pretty similar thing happened to me. I was walking home from the bank machine a few blocks away at night, and some old Indian drunk, pretty big, too, came up on me really fast and tried to get right up in my face asking me why I looked so tough, so as he was going to put his face up to mine I let a right hook go and nailed him right in the side of the head, and that knocked him back almost on his ass. Then he picked up a bottle that was laying there and threw it right at my head, then charged me, and I must have given him at least 4 or 5 shots straight to the head as I was backing up and sidestepping, but he then started going absolutely ape-shit and dancing around in the street screaming and yelling he was going to follow me home and kill me later. He came at me one more time as I was walking away and almost jumped on my back, but I turned around and nailed him clean in the temple and he backed up and kept screaming he was going to kill me. I finally lost him around a corner.

    So you sucker punched a guy who was about to get in your face and never layed a finger on you. Heard.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny who do you think hurts more,

    you or him.

    Plus i also hurt his feelings by laughing at him scream like a little ho
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    ITT: Douchebag being a douche to another douchebag
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal ITT: Douchebag being a douche to another douchebag

    Heard
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Why are you letting yourself walk around angry and drunk?
    You need to work on conflict resolution skills and not be lashing out at strangers.
    Are you feeling alright?
    It's not like you to be hurting people.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Why are you letting yourself walk around angry and drunk?
    You need to work on conflict resolution skills and not be lashing out at strangers.
    Are you feeling alright?
    It's not like you to be hurting people.

    That's half the point of getting drunk.

    "Why are you walking around angry and drunk?" GEE I HAVE NO IDEA.
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    The old man deserved it. He instigated the aggression, and Doug Monks ended it. I like that.👍
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Why are you letting yourself walk around angry and drunk?
    You need to work on conflict resolution skills and not be lashing out at strangers.
    Are you feeling alright?
    It's not like you to be hurting people.

    I wasn't angry until the guy spit in my face you gooberoni I was having a good time until that tard started like a big baby man
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I wasn't angry until the guy spit in my face you gooberoni I was having a good time until that tard started like a big baby man

    did you have yourself tested for STD and hep a, b and c ?

    that dude could be gay and were going home after a thorough session of cock sucking.
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ So you sucker punched a guy who was about to get in your face and never layed a finger on you. Heard.

    I think spectral did the right thing, the gont was obviously looking for a fight, who comes up to you saying "why are you so tuffy, if they aren't looking to rumble" why should spectral have to get hit first? Sometimes the best defense is a strong offense.
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  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you have yourself tested for STD and hep a, b and c ?

    that dude could be gay and were going home after a thorough session of cock sucking.

    They tested my blood at mitts this morning and everything was fine.
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fine. Yes. spectral did the right thing. From now on I'm just gonna punch anyone who seems like they might potentially wanna punch me.
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