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I want to die and wake up in Besaid Island

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I have no love, no connection, no care for this plane of existence.
    I hate every single aspect of this piece of dogshit reality and would like nothing more than to escape it for good.
    It is disgusting, boring, painful ....

    All I want is to wake up in some bushes with sand in my feet and the besaid island theme song hover above my head, look up and see Yuna smiling at me, to my left Vaan standing and then he slaps me across the face and says "wake up silly you were asleep, for a long time, but you're awake now, finally!" "What a terrible dream that was!".

    This is just a terrible dream and someday I'm going to wake up.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    have you traveled? maybe you should get a job, save up some money and try starting again somewhere else
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  3. #3
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra have you traveled? maybe you should get a job, save up some money and try starting again somewhere else

    I think he is CIA reverse mind controlling us.
  4. #4
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    where I want to go doesn't require physical movement
    it's metaphysical
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal where I want to go doesn't require physical movement
    it's metaphysical

    you should try it first anyway. VR might be fun for a while but it's likely to just end up a panopticon for the digital j'ew
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra you should try it first anyway. VR might be fun for a while but it's likely to just end up a panopticon for the digital j'ew

    Hiki doesn't jump too far that's why he sleeps with his dakimakura in his mother's bed
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  7. #7
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hiki doesn't jump too far that's why he sleeps with his dakimakura in his mother's bed

    Word salad provides confirmation you're a test tube glitch gone bad.
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