TRUE CRIME AUSTRALIA

1. 2016-08-22 at 5:03 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   http://www.chinchillanews.com.au/news/young-men-set-deadly-COCKodiles-loose-school/3080033/
   http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-21/saltwater-COCKodiles-set-loose-in-darwin-school/7770750
   
   so apparently some guys broke into an NT school - the school's in a small town with a stupid fucking name so I assume there wasn't too much security or chance of someone spotting them.
   
   they apparently broke a window on the entry door and fed several COCKodiles into the front office. they then climbed in themselves, presumeably got naked and stole a bunch of computer equipment, leaving the COCKodiles in there when they left.
   
   
2. 2016-08-22 at 8:18 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Lmao, what the hell were the COCKodiles for?
3. 2016-08-22 at 8:40 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   adventure
4. 2016-08-22 at 3:38 PM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Humpty Doo? Wtf? lmfao, you people actually have places called shit like that?
5. 2016-08-22 at 3:43 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The crocs were scouts aye
   
   
   
6. 2016-08-22 at 4:21 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I know one thing, if I had COCKodiles in my anything I wouldn't give a shit about my computer equiptment so maybe that plan would've worked somewhere else than Australia where you can apparently just pick up some COCKodiles from the street and go on a rampage.
   
   Haha, your country is fucking hilarious and scary.
7. 2016-08-22 at 5:04 PM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Florida has alliGAYtors (and I believe they have found salt water crocs in the everglades). Its not that bad. I once caught a 5ft gator with a honeybun and released it where a bunch of kids were swimming. Sadly, it just swam off :/
8. 2016-08-22 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Also, there is nothing scary about baby crocs with their mouth taped as the story indicated.
9. 2016-08-23 at 9:14 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll shove one or two up your asshole. Let's see how scary they are then. Stop talking to me.
10. 2016-08-23 at 8:19 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man, I wish I was austrailian and had aussie pals to break into places and leave COCKodiles with :/
11. 2016-08-23 at 10:28 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Equally goofy crimes occur daily in murka.
12. 2019-09-19 at 4:56 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    bump because I was looking for this article the other day and couldn't find it
13. 2019-09-19 at 4:57 AM UTC

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    Skulltag Tuskegee Airman
    Roadkill in Australia:
    
    

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