Back in December I got a job at taco deli by the university, it was good for the most part except I had to show up at 5:30 in the morning which is fucked up because I like to stay up all night drinking and only sleep 3 hours a night if that. But I did it. This girl liz started her first day the same day I did along with phil the black guy but they didn't have to come in until later but I had to come in early to unload the truck and stock everything so I'd be pretty brain dead for first 5 hours of a ten hour shift. But anyways liz was 18 years old and really pretty, cute and sweet. Just so full of life. She was telling me how she had such a great first day and she likes it and its her first job.
I talked to her a little more and she said that her father broke her arm back in beefa tx and she wanted to get away so she lives with girls at a sorority house down the street even though she's not in school. I told her that I'm glad she enjoyed her first day but said something along the lines about how I had a pretty hard first, I threw up a lot in the bathroom when I got there and I don't know if I'm going to enjoy coming at 530 in the morning to meet with the boss Marge. Marge was a huge libtard, sub pop stickers on the back of her prius, beto o'rouke, and sucking obamas cock and would constantly talk about trump. A real ball breaker and wet blanket plus she was older than moon and would talk shit to me, when I was half asleep. Anways liz said "I'll fuck you if that will you feel better" and I was kinda caught off gaurd that she said that and just laughed and changed the subject because I figured she was joking and changed the subject little did I know she was for real.
A few days later she came up to me telling me how she went to sigma chi frat house with the sorority girls and she drank for the first time and she said liked it but it made her feel crazy, I thought it was so cute how excited she was about drinking for her first especially since I've been drinking since I was only 14. She was telling how the only thing she didn't like was all the dudes trying to fuck her but she wouldn't let them. I was like "Oh... thats terrible doll.."
Anyways a couple weeks went by and she invited me to a frat party at sigma chi, I actually know some of the dudes that are in the frat and have been there and its always been fun so I went. I actually bought a g of the weed and a 20 of some yayo from the black guy phil at work before going.
And it was all good and stuff I didn't know too many people but I met of liz's, friends Sarah a real fine bird, a real piece of ace. Really cute, Jet black hair, someone that you want to make moan when she's coming for you in the morning. But anyways, liz took a sniff of a shot of jagermeister and it was enough to make her completely shit faced and she whipped off her dress in front of everyone, she wasn't wearing underwear with green eyes and long blonde she was standing and I knew she wouldn't be the one and maybe we could still have some but fun but that night I learned some girls to hard and with those things on their chest and things they suggest that night I learned some girls try too hard.
She announced, "I have a mouth, a pussy, an ass, and two hands and I know how to use them" and pranced off to the backroom where a bunch dudes followed her. Sara said told me she needs to go watch after and If I would come with and I told her sure but even though I was really drunk I didn't if I stomach to see this so I snorted the rest of coke in the bathroom and went to the back room where she getting used pretty hard.
Anyways after she was done she put back on her dress and left. I heard the next morning that ent up driving to mall at four in the morning and crashing her car into mall (actually happened because liz told me what happened later) and that university officials are trying ban sigma chi from having anymore parties, because of her nit wit anorexic ass.
I ent up quitting taco deli because I went in at 530 in the morning and marge was bitching as soon as I walked in the door asking me when I'm going to buy kitchen shoes and I said you know what fuck you bitch unload the truck yourself and went home and got drunk, I text of picture of my hard cock to intimidate / annoy her. Didn't a response back, at the week I was loaded and went in for my check and someone went to go get king of queens kevin to bring me my check and I ordered a drink at the bar and drank it and kevin came out and was hey sign here for your check but never back and I was like wtf not? and he said look im trying to diplomatic with you, please leave, I was like whatever man and went across the street to the other bar and then came back to taco deli to wait for my friend to pick me up to go to the phone store to a new phone.
A week later I got a call but didn't answer as I screen my calls and I could tell it was number from the cops, I listened to the voicemail and it was detective Austin Davis telling me to call him back or he's going show up at my place. So I called back and he was like "Bill Krozby.. I saw the dick pic, you need stop whatever you're doin and never back there" and I was like I don't know what you're talking about, and he was "don't lie to me I've seen the picture and spoke to marge, just don't go back there or message her again" and I was like well I have to go back, how am I going to get my last check and he was like "I'm sure you can figure something out, I can tell by the picture you're big boy, a really big boy"
I mentioned to chzboogerz and she told me the cop probably just wanted me fuck him to smooth things over.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Man I was pretty drunk when I wrote that. Completely true story except I've never worked at taco Delhi
For the best tacos in Dehli try Arriba Mexican Grill & Tequileria. Located in The Village Restaurant Complex, in seedy Asiad Village, August Kranti Marg, Khel Gaon Marg, New Delhi-49 | +91 9650093299; 011 26497706.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
For the best tacos in Dehli try Arriba Mexican Grill & Tequileria. Located in The Village Restaurant Complex, in seedy Asiad Village, August Kranti Marg, Khel Gaon Marg, New Delhi-49 | +91 9650093299; 011 26497706.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
For the best tacos in Dehli try Arriba Mexican Grill & Tequileria. Located in The Village Restaurant Complex, in seedy Asiad Village, August Kranti Marg, Khel Gaon Marg, New Delhi-49 | +91 9650093299; 011 26497706.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Do you mean gay?
No. I mean this literally, not figuratively. I genuinely think this world would be be better off if Kr0z was a pile of ashes. I mean, after he burns to death, very, very painfully...
Originally posted by aldra
this is orders of magnitude gayer than actual gay porn vinnie's posted on here
Cops are pigs dude. Detective Austin Davis is a real piece of work. Let's just say he has quite the reputation of busting into jagoff booths with cum still incrusted on his moustache.
They don't call him the sledge hammer for nothing.
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