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I visited a Chinese prostitute this weekend

  1. #1
    Admin African Astronaut
    It was in Portland. She was fun but I couldn't cum. We were at it for like an hour.

    What's the deal?
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You've got DDS. Dead Dick Syndrome.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I think too long just watching porn causes it to be harder to cum.

    But it's still a professional failure on her part.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I think too long just watching porn causes it to be harder to cum.

    But it's still a professional failure on her part.

    He was probably intimidated by her sexuality and it was messing with his head.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Post pix of said prostitute OP or gtfo faggit
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Admin It was in Portland. She was fun but I couldn't cum. We were at it for like an hour.

    What's the deal?

    how much did you pay?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby how much did you pay?

    And did she sucky-sucky?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country And did she sucky-sucky?

    they all should and do. The first time I ever got a hooker she was actually really good, she almost made me cum to completion which id never had happen to me before at the time but I held off and ent up cuming in a scum bag which in hind sight I wouldn't ever do again, if she wont let me bareback then its just not worth it to me and she wont get any money.

    I actually had a hooker come over like 4 or 5 months ago and she was going to bring tek, but she kept changing plans on when she was going to get here so I said I'll just meet her outside and talk to her first (which ent up being a good idea) she was a whyte girl with a nice body but a butter face and really ghetto and I told her I'm not interested but maybe if we did some of the tek I'd be all horned up, she started acting a bitch saying I've wasted her time and I shoved her in the tits as hard as could and she started saying "you messed with the wrong bitch asshole" and stuff like that and one my neighbors was watching this all and I so embarassed but I started walking up to my place but she was following me saying she's calling the pigs and so I just walked barefoot several blocks away to get a drink hoping she was gone by the time I got back
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    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country And did she sucky-sucky?

    She did. I wont name the price but it was low. I didn't tip and she didn't ask. I was hard the whole time.

    The girl I saw in Seattle got me off.

    She was alright looking. Good body.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    how old [about] was she,?
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    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S how [about] was she,?

    Yes?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Aahhhhh yyeeeahhh right fucking butthole cheeks!

    It's a very primal thing to fuck an ass
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby He was probably intimidated by her sexuality and it was messing with his head.



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Post pix of said prostitute OP or gtfo faggit



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby how much did you pay?

    Hey!stop being a post whore.. hit quote and scroll up to quote a secondary rather than defacing page 1 and bogging bandwidth down u attention whore.
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  14. #14
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin She did. I wont name the price but it was low. I didn't tip and she didn't ask. I was hard the whole time.

    The girl I saw in Seattle got me off.

    She was alright looking. Good body.

    I learned this happens with the blue pills. Stimulates blood flow in the genital region but can reduce seamen flow
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    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Hey!stop being a post whore.. hit quote and scroll up to quote a secondary rather than defacing page 1 and bogging bandwidth down u attention whore.

    The topic excites him.
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    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin The topic excites him.

    I looked at your thread start to post ratio. Yours is normal. 1/10. Mine is 1/12. Hisbis like 1/45. He likes to shout out without the proper etiquette of puff puff pass.. he Bogart's the reply button.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I looked at your thread start to post ratio. Yours is normal. 1/10. Mine is 1/12. Hisbis like 1/45. He likes to shout out without the proper etiquette of puff puff pass.. he Bogart's the reply button.

    You're such a try hard
  18. #18
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country And did she sucky-sucky?


    Yeah, "she" sucked, it sounds like. heheheh
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    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I learned this happens with the blue pills. Stimulates blood flow in the genital region but can reduce seamen flow

    God those things fucked me up bad now that I DONT need them. I tested one out and it may have permanently busted my pipe. It was disfigured bad, like 3 cylinders and hurt still was last time I checked except the indents are gone, but the dark shade on the middle cylinder , which was the inflamed one that had no feeling


    Oh yeah, thats what it was, the whole damn thing except the tip was numb and had little to no sensation was extremely concerning because it wouldnt come back even after a day later. It wasnt pain that was a big deal.. it was numbness and both happened because I had a hardy for at least 5 hours and was tryingto get the fucker to go and finally I had to clench it like i was trying to pop to get it to go, and the reason why i think it worked is because is my penis was hard, but it felt like my inner penis was still soft even though my outer penis was hard, and that the two had to be erect and stimulated for the thing to fire correctly.

    That was also the most unsatisfying ejac of my life, in part because my inner penis wasmt working, and also because of the ssri dapoxetine or whatever they put in those super p force pills. There was way too much viargra and also it was because im pretty in tune with my body now and dont need any of that crap like i did when i was on xanax, i needed the full 100
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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano im pretty in tune with my body

    heheheh @ your inner & outer dick!!
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