Bill Krozby's friday the 13th

1. 2019-09-14 at 3:48 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   This morning I started talking to "the mother" again aka jacky leveniagha because she matched with me on tinder and we're going to hang out again.
   
   Started at the italian place today wore a nice polo shirt black, it was really hectic but everyone was cool the only thing wrong was in a frantic kinda high stressed enviroment there were forces that were pulling me all over the place, It was like I was being pulled around like magnet, woaooooah wooooooaah! from one side of the restaurant to the other and I could stop, I even at one point started sliding up the side of wall and started yelling "WHATS HAPPENINERING TO ME! ITS MY FIRST DAY CAN SOMEONE BE CONSIDERATE AND BRING OFF OF HERE!" Luckily the owner walked in right at that time and hooked his cane into the backside of my pants and pulled me down from the ceiling.
   
   
   So now I'm eating this dope ass pizza
   
   
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2. 2019-09-14 at 4:34 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   What a great post.
3. 2019-09-14 at 4:39 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Fonaplats What a great post.

   
   glad you enjoyed it, glad you had a good friday too bromo
4. 2019-09-14 at 9:21 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   Had pizza as well, local joint w/ basic but good non-processed pies. Then did 15 miles on the bike, I did see some dumb ass wondering around my neighborhood in a Dollar Tree hockey mask, so there's that.
5. 2019-09-14 at 1:20 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by G Had pizza as well, local joint w/ basic but good non-processed pies. Then did 15 miles on the bike, I did see some dumb ass wondering around my neighborhood in a Dollar Tree hockey mask, so there's that.

   
   The bike is weak cardio. Try doing a couple hours On high speed high incline treadmill, or the stair master. That's what the big boys do.
6. 2019-09-14 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by WellHung The bike is weak cardio. Try doing a couple hours On high speed high incline treadmill, or the stair master. That's what the big boys do.

   
   you know what else is weak cardio? masturbating in a public pool you fool, but for you that might be a lot