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  1. #1
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Post all spam in here.

    Signed yours truly,

    The whale.
  2. #2
    G4LM African Astronaut
    You can hurt me, but you wouldn't know what to say. But you should believe me. Our dreams are all the same.

    Like a life without love, God that's just insane.

    But a love without life? Well that just happens every day.
  3. #3
    G4LM African Astronaut
    I like telling dirty jokes and I like smoking crystal meth, but darling I love you.

    And I like laughing at retards, I like throwing rocks at dogs. Yet, darling I love you.

    I love you like the moon and stars, when little kids get hit by cars. Girl you know it's true.

    Darling, I love you.

    I've been trying to move on, since you left since you've been gone. But it's so hard on me.

    Talked to a girl in first hour. Bought her a CD, bought her a flower, but she's a stupid CUNT.

    But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. I'll take an angry lesbian, with a loaded gun.

    I'll take a whore with syphilis, and gonorrhea too. But darling I love you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by G4LM Post all spam in here.

    Signed yours truly,

    The whale.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A personality is nothing without a person

    Cry cry cry cry

    VSCO girls ask

    They're supposed to care ?

    With their hydro flasks

    And unscrunchied hair?
  6. #6
    G4LM African Astronaut
  7. #7
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Passing by the drugstore on the corner, once I heard a customer complain. "You never seem to show the fruit we all love so. That's why business hasn't been the same."

    "I don't like your peaches. They are full of stones. I like bananas, because they have no bones."
  8. #8
    G4LM African Astronaut
    I prayed that she would finish

    but she just kept right on strumming my pain with her fingers
  9. #9
    G4LM African Astronaut
    bongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave the congo

    oh no no no no no
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A lamb a tower

    She went into the field and laughed before the Tall Man picked her up and brought her into his brain

    She never knew she flew away her wings were fake but it didnt matter.

    Butt
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