Did white people evolve white skin to camouflage with the snow?

1. 2017-01-07 at 2:43 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It'd make sense, if white skin started off in the Scandinavian countries or whatever, half the time it snows so you'd stand out a lot with black skin and dark eyes. Hence white skin is a natural snow camouflage pattern
2. 2017-01-07 at 2:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm a human I have no need for camouflage because I could probably fist fight and eat/murder a good portion of this entire planet.
3. 2017-01-07 at 3:40 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But it'd be easier to do if you could blend in with your surroundings. If you stayed black they'd see you coming a mile off.
   
   Think about it, white people evolved to look like snow. Black people evolved to look like bleak desolate landscapes. Chinese evolved to blend in with rice fields, hence why they're short and have those hats.
4. 2017-01-07 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   black people evolved so they can rape / rob houses in the middle of the night
5. 2017-01-07 at 6:51 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Not sure if you're serious. But white people are white because there isn't as much sun light here up north as there is in the Mediterranean or closer to the equator. We need white skin so that we can more efficiently produce vitamin D. This lack of pigment comes with all kinds of neat perks like having blond hair and such.
6. 2017-01-07 at 7:18 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Exactly! Blonde hair and blue eyes are also better camo for snow. Sticks out less than brown hair and brown eyes.
   
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7. 2017-01-07 at 7:56 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Not enough exposure to the Sun. That's why the Indians called us Pale Faces.
8. 2017-01-07 at 9:14 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   The real question is why do nigs have those noses?
9. 2017-01-07 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 The real question is why do nigs have those noses?

   
   increased oxygen flow to brain
10. 2017-01-07 at 9:22 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Number13 The real question is why do nigs have those noses?

    
    to snort tons of cocaine before raping white women, duh...
    
    lol jk
11. 2017-01-07 at 9:22 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Number13 The real question is why do nigs have those noses?

    
    increased crack flow to brain
12. 2017-01-07 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^lol who smokes crack thru their nose? you're a dumb nigger
13. 2017-01-07 at 9:31 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTJ5RHl6AX8
14. 2017-01-07 at 9:33 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^I stand corrected.. but I doubt you can find a video of a black person doing that.
15. 2017-01-07 at 9:38 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Closest I could find was a very dark skinned Indian/Paki
16. 2017-01-07 at 9:51 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^post it
17. 2017-01-07 at 10:54 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject But it'd be easier to do if you could blend in with your surroundings. If you stayed black they'd see you coming a mile off.
    
    Think about it, white people evolved to look like snow. Black people evolved to look like bleak desolate landscapes. Chinese evolved to blend in with rice fields, hence why they're short and have those hats.

    
    I think I would have better luck in a ghillie suit or my KKK robes.
18. 2017-01-07 at 10:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you were true white you wouldn't need KKK robes
19. 2017-01-07 at 10:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If I lie in snow you can only see my pubes
20. 2017-01-07 at 11 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The only thing I need is fried chicken and amphetamines. I choose to wear the robes because I'm proud of who I am.
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