THE TiME iS 7:10

1. 2019-09-13 at 2:10 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   The day is starting well.
2. 2019-09-13 at 4:01 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian
   
   The day is starting well.

   
   you knew we're going to zoom in,
   
   yes ?
3. 2019-09-13 at 4:10 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut
   Is that cathedral brown or some kind of ubatuba?
4. 2019-09-13 at 4:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by G4LM Is that cathedral brown or some kind of ubatuba?

   
   wat?
5. 2019-09-13 at 4:24 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian wat?

   
   Your granite
6. 2019-09-13 at 4:34 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by G4LM Your granite

   
   I don't know man its this coffee table that I took from the office at my previous workplace. I also borrowed a 26ft truck from them to bring it home. It is heavy for a coffee table, so I will assume that the granite is real.
   
   
   
   The time is 9:34
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7. 2019-09-13 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   You’re bottle has gone down quite a bit.
   
   It’s 12:35
8. 2019-09-13 at 4:51 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian I don't know man its this coffee table that I took from the office at my previous workplace. I also borrowed a 26ft truck from them to bring it home. It is heavy for a coffee table, so I will assume that the granite is real.
   
   
   
   The time is 9:34

   
   Composite granite is still just as heavy but it looks real as far as i can tell. Either that oe its a high quality build. There are some things that can't be replicated in fake granite. The shiny flecks that are only shiny from certain angles, for example. Composite granite just uses bits of mirror.
   
   Time is 11:50
9. 2019-09-13 at 4:51 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist You’re bottle has gone down quite a bit.
   
   It’s 12:35

   
   *Your
   
   11:51
10. 2019-09-13 at 5 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I don't know man its this coffee table that I took from the office at my previous workplace. I also borrowed a 26ft truck from them to bring it home. It is heavy for a coffee table, so I will assume that the granite is real.
    
    
    
    The time is 9:34

    
    you like green or you couldnt get a matching sling ?
11. 2019-09-13 at 5:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you like green or you couldnt get a matching sling ?

    
    It is a standard Russian sling.
    
    The time is 10:01
12. 2019-09-13 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian It is a standard Russian sling.
    
    The time is 10:01

    
    they dont make them in other color ?
13. 2019-09-13 at 5:07 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by G4LM *Your
    
    11:51

    
    Damn, WTF is wrong with me lately? I keep messing up my your and you’re.😡. I obviously know the difference. Im having brain farts, or just old age.
    
    Time 1:08
14. 2019-09-13 at 5:35 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist You’re bottle has gone down quite a bit.
    
    It’s 12:35

    
    Yes, which is why this is a good time to drive 2-3 cities over to take care of things.
    
    
    
    The time is 10:35
15. 2019-09-13 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut
    You carry that flashlight around with you?
    
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16. 2019-09-13 at 7:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by G4LM You carry that flashlight around with you?
    
    The time is 12:56

    
    Yes, my pants have a pocket for it.
    
    
    
    The mid 40's aged European lady at the store gave me the squash for free. She wasnt even Slav. I am not sure if she wanted the d, or was afraid, or both.
    
    

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17. 2019-09-13 at 8:31 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Getting ready to eat so you can get a second wind for drinking?
    
    
    Time is 4:31
18. 2019-09-13 at 8:40 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by G4LM You carry that flashlight around with you?
    
    The time is 12:56

    
    I read that as "fleshlight" at first, and thought... wow, that might be indicative of a chronic masturbation issue.
19. 2019-09-13 at 8:41 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Then again, they do sell so-called "pocket pussies".
    
    Dunno if I'd want to walk around town with a masturbatory aid just nestled into my pocket, though.
20. 2019-09-13 at 8:44 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks Then again, they do sell so-called "pocket pussies".
    
    Dunno if I'd want to walk around town with a masturbatory aid just nestled into my pocket, though.

    
    There are tenga eggs which you could probably put in your wallet if need be. Could also easily hide them amidst an easter egg hunt.
    
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