Fona Thread 9/11

1. 2019-09-11 at 6:29 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Hello everyone.
   Happy September 11th.
   Today is one of my best friends birthdays although I haven't seen him in 5 years since he beat up that cop after breaking into the cops mom's house trying to convert her to Christianity.
   My day been good tho.
   Woke up and smoke with Slaynk and my gf.
   Then Slaynk left and I held Shell on the couch while I watched to find out who the baby daddy was (Maury).
   Then she left for work so I ate a dozen pizza rolls.
   Then my boss showed up so I smoked some weed then he drove me to work.
   Now I'm at work and thinking about what I wanna do with my paycheck.
   That's right!
   It's payday today.
   Currently assigned to spend all day running a machine but that's okay because I'm so good at it that they pay me to do it.
   I guess imma go chain smoke.
   I gotta find an extension cord to plug in my coworkers ankle monitor at the machine.
   Hope you all have a wonderful day.
   Love you.
   Ttyl
2. 2019-09-11 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fona why are you eating pizza rolls?
   
   This is why you are poor and in terrible health
3. 2019-09-11 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I'm going to make an honest effort to become a better person in all aspects of my life.
   I will take you along on my journey and you are invited to follow in my footsteps and better yourselfs too.
   Get ready mother fuckers!.
   It's time to thrive.
   If you wanna kill yourself I will 100% support you and even help walk you through to the next life.
   But if you wanna do something better and get a marble statue of you made just follow me.
   I love you guys.
   Ttyl
4. 2019-09-11 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #4
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Your boss came and smoked weed with you and then took you to work to operate machinery while high? Why do you want to find another job? You have them by the balls and don't even know it.
5. 2019-09-11 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fona, I respect you and am pleased that you seem to have greatly improved your life. I will eventually call the fona fone
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Fonaplats
6. 2019-09-12 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #6
   username: African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun Your boss came and smoked weed with you and then took you to work to operate machinery while high? Why do you want to find another job? You have them by the balls and don't even know it.

   
   noob logic
7. 2019-09-12 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #7
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by username: noob logic

   
   It's a fair point- any job that you can smoke weed with your boss is not a bad gig. Only reason to move on would be monetary.
8. 2019-09-12 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #8
   username: African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ It's a fair point- any job that you can smoke weed with your boss is not a bad gig. Only reason to move on would be monetary.

   
   you’re not right
9. 2019-09-12 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #9
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by username: you’re not right

   
   I know.