Minecraft on the Nintendo Switch is awesome

1. 2019-09-08 at 1:03 PM UTC

   #21
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   I made minecraft
2. 2019-09-08 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Same, I was one of the first to suggest ham sandwiches.
   
   Notch promised ham sandwiches
   
   This was before there was a cooking system... Pigs dropped pork and you just ate it to fill hearts. Ham sandwich was two bread with a ham in the middle
   
   There was also no bread at that time...
   
   And then we got bread..and cooking.. but the ham sandwiches never came
   
   That was almost 10 years ago
   
   We are still waiting for our ham sandwiches
3. 2019-09-08 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   It's too bad that notch went on to join isis
   
   

   A small ied, improvised explosive device, was detonated on a road in Turkey earlier today leaving two people dead and three injured.
   
   The single vehicle believed to be targeted was carrying four people, two of which were killed, the two backseat passengers and a passerby were all heavily injured, city spokesman Absir Muhammad said.
   The attack comes just days after game developer Notch, most well known for creating Minecraft, promised retribution against those he deemed enemies of the Islamic state in a multi-hour multi-tweet session, the tweets have since been deleted.
   Authorities believe the IP used to post these tweets was also the one used to buy materials for the bomb, though officials refuse to comment on the ongoing investigation
   Another bystander who was not injured in the explosion tried to help the victims of the crash and suffered injuries from smoke inhalation. That person was transported to a nearby hospital for treatment, Muhammad said.

   
   https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/07/us/famous-game-developer-joins-isis/index.html
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny, 
   • aldra
4. 2019-09-08 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal The switch version is the definitive version you ignorant plebeian

   
   "Wrong"
5. 2019-09-08 at 7:42 PM UTC

   #25
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Number13 It's too bad that notch went on to join isis
   
   
   
   https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/07/us/famous-game-developer-joins-isis/index.html

   
   Page removed
   
   Probably because it was bullshit
6. 2019-09-08 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by G4LM Page removed
   
   Probably because it was bullshit

   
   lol get baited nigga
7. 2019-09-08 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #27
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Number13 lol get baited nigga

   
   2/10
8. 2019-09-09 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #28
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny "Wrong"

   
   It literally is.
   With the Switch you can play minecraft anywhere you go
9. 2019-09-09 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #29
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   If you could ask Notch what the best version of Minecraft is he would either say Switch or VR.
10. 2019-09-09 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #30
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal It literally is.
    With the Switch you can play minecraft anywhere you go

    
    it's java, you can play on your phone or tablet
11. 2019-09-09 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #31
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    oh ya bitch you can hack a switch to run java minecraft,,, fuck u
    
    
12. 2019-09-09 at 7:54 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by G4LM 2/10

    
    And yet you fell for it
13. 2019-09-09 at 7:57 AM UTC

    #33
    

    BobDob99999 Yung Blood
    i inmagined so many things on this thread i had a ccockulism
14. 2019-09-09 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #34
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by aldra it's java, you can play on your phone or tablet

    
    Switch has joycon controllers is built for portable gaming, phones and tablets are garbage.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood oh ya bitch you can hack a switch to run java minecraft,,, fuck u
    
    

    
    LXDE is the best desktop environment
15. 2019-09-09 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #35
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Number13 And yet you fell for it

    
    Yeah, that's why i said it was bullshit. Well done.
16. 2019-09-09 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by G4LM Yeah, that's why i said it was bullshit. Well done.

    
    You clicked the link even though it was obviously bullshit, do you really think cnn would say islamic state?
17. 2019-09-09 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #37
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I clicked the link hoping I could will it into existence
18. 2019-09-09 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by aldra I clicked the link hoping I could will it into existence

    
    I wish it were real too, didn't even write all of it, there was an article about a few people getting killed in a plane crash that I copied the link and part of the article from with a few modifications
19. 2019-09-09 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #39
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Number13 You clicked the link even though it was obviously bullshit, do you really think cnn would say islamic state?

    
    Yes. It was obviously bullshit, and therefore you tricked nobody.
    
    /discussion.