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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    WTF are these demon birds I keep hearing about?
  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Did you see me at all? I remember I had to hide inside your castle all night with your two tame wolves as there were demon birds outside.

    Lol nope. I didn't think you even made it to my base.
  3. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny WTF are these demon birds I keep hearing about?

    Shithawks, Randy. You'll see them eventually. They're blue and swoop down at you in the nighttime.
  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    They are fuckers.
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Whose chest did I raid earlier? It was hidden behind some gravel. Whoever it was stole all the stuff back. I assumed it was Ghost's, but he said it wasn't his.


    Ya it was me lol the monolith needs that stuff

    I left you the gunpowder and shit though
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Lanny WTF are these demon birds I keep hearing about?

    Minecraft has a mechanic where if you don't sleep in game you will start to get attacked by shadow monsters
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Ghost's Monolith, where he lives with his cat, is a testament to his love for National Socialism



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  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    A creeper snuck right up behind me and exploded the other day.


    I hate creepers so damn much.

  9. Technologist victim of incest
    ^penis
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  10. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist ^penis

    A bit.

    There's cake in the chest beside the cows, help yourselves.
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am working on a megaproject that will turn this untamed wilds into HOLY GROUND FOR THE MINEOLITH

    OUR GOAL IN THE WILDERNESS IS TO DIG BENEATH THE BEDROCK AND STUDY THE MYSTERY OF THE VOID

    WE CLAIM ALL YOU SEE HERE IN THIS MAP EXCEPT COMRADE ALLIES SOY AND LUIGIS RESPECTED BASES

    ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF BEDROCK AND THE WONDERS OF THE VOID. OUR OBELISK WILL TOUCH THE SKYBOX AND BE EXPOSED TO THE SACRED BEDROCK

    TODAY WE MAKE OUR BANNER AND ANNOUNCE OURSELVES TO THIS WORLD

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  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am working on a megaproject that will turn this untamed wilds into HOLY GROUND FOR THE MINEOLITH

    OUR GOAL IN THE WILDERNESS IS TO DIG BENEATH THE BEDROCK AND STUDY THE MYSTERY OF THE VOID

    WE CLAIM ALL YOU SEE HERE IN THIS MAP EXCEPT COMRADE ALLIES SOY AND LUIGIS RESPECTED BASES

    ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF BEDROCK AND THE WONDERS OF THE VOID. OUR OBELISK WILL TOUCH THE SKYBOX AND BE EXPOSED TO THE SACRED BEDROCK

    TODAY WE MAKE OUR BANNER AND ANNOUNCE OURSELVES TO THIS WORLD


    Check out that giant gash south of your tower
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Obbe Check out that giant gash south of your tower

    why? its just two chasms
  14. G4LM African Astronaut
    Just lost a full set of diamond armor and weapons, two nearly full maps, and an undying totem which obbe says is rare. I think all my stuff disappeared when my game crashed.

    Gonna punch a block sized hole in my wall and come back tomorrow lol
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  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood why? its just two chasms

    Probably some good ore in there.
  16. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by G4LM Just lost a full set of diamond armor and weapons, two nearly full maps, and an undying totem which obbe says is rare. I think all my stuff disappeared when my game crashed.

    Gonna punch a block sized hole in my wall and come back tomorrow lol

    So hey I looked up why the totem didn't work for you:

    "If the player is holding a totem of undying in their off-hand or main-hand slot and receives otherwise fatal damage, the totem prevents the player from dying. The totem of undying must be in the player's off-hand or main-hand for it to work..."

    Oh well. You can get another one when you kill another Evoker.

    Btw, I told you about those mechs and bombers you can build, here is an example:



  17. G4LM African Astronaut
    >save the villagers

    Ok ill save them

    *dies*

    >just keep the totem in your inventory

    Ok sweet ill-

    *dies*


    IM NEVER LISTENING TO YOU AGAIN OBBE
  18. G4LM African Astronaut
    That mech is insane tho
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I think I might decorate my base with glazed terracotta this time, if I can figure out how to place them.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by G4LM Just lost a full set of diamond armor and weapons, two nearly full maps, and an undying totem which obbe says is rare. I think all my stuff disappeared when my game crashed.

    Gonna punch a block sized hole in my wall and come back tomorrow lol

    i'm sorry to hear that

    next time you go on a dangerous mission i can bring along my enchanted bow and provide support
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