Walking up behind a girl and ejaculating in her hair

1. 2016-12-15 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How much shit could I get in for this? If it's a month or less of jail time I'm probably going to do it.
2. 2016-12-15 at 5:22 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   dunno, heard a guy did it in a centrelink office and he just got thrown out though
   
   pretend you're retarded and you'll be fine
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3. 2016-12-15 at 5:25 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra pretend you're retarded and you'll be fine

   
   Words of eternal wisdom
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4. 2016-12-15 at 6:07 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Assault with a bodily fluid. Just make sure it isn't a cop or they'll probably give you life.
5. 2016-12-15 at 9:20 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You would need a good ladder unless you plan to throw the cum at her, you cum thrower.
6. 2016-12-15 at 2:26 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   With the type of girl who's hair you'd cum in. About 10 years worth of shit.
7. 2016-12-15 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've heard of that fetish. Saw some Japanese porn with it.
   
   What's the deal, ya?
8. 2016-12-19 at 9:01 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   usse height to ur advantage
9. 2016-12-23 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Registered Sex Offender type of shit.
10. 2017-01-03 at 11:30 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    not if u do it offt a buildin
11. 2017-01-04 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/03/semen-syringe-man-sneaked-up-on-12-women-and-squirted-them-with-his-fluids-6358845/
    
    Either the OP or someone inspired by the OP
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12. 2017-01-04 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #12
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    LOL A NEW ONE
13. 2017-01-04 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    
    
    Kek
14. 2017-01-04 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Super soaker > syringe
15. 2017-01-05 at 7:14 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Super soaker > syringe

    
    What's the volume of a super soaker tank? A liter? That's a lotta' cum.
16. 2017-01-05 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    it might take a while to fill, but the payoff is worth it. You get the same sentence either way. He dripped a few drops and become a lifetime offender topkek.
17. 2017-01-05 at 7:58 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump it might take a while to fill, but the payoff is worth it. You get the same sentence either way. He dripped a few drops and become a lifetime offender topkek.

    
    Yeah, if you're gonna' go down for a sex crime it better be fucking worth it.
18. 2017-01-05 at 9:14 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There are so many Super Soakers.
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19. 2017-01-05 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ There are so many Super Soakers.

    
    *nods*
    
    The Larami/Hasbro CPS 3200 can hold a total of 9l. 1l in the gun itselfs and 8l in the backpack.
    
    http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/2000/super_soaker_cps3200.php
    
    I hated everyone with that shit.
    
    The secret to beating a smart CPS3200 user was to take advantage of water's other molecular states and freeze some water balloons and bomb the rich assholes into a bloody coma.
    
    *thumbs up*
20. 2017-01-05 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Yeah, if you're gonna' go down for a sex crime it better be fucking worth it.

    
    Tbh this goes for any crime. If you're guna get busted it should at least be worth it.
    
    Unlike the time I got a cannabis caution for 2 fucking stalks.