2019-09-03 at 1:47 AM UTC
So what's his story, morning glory?
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2019-09-03 at 1:50 AM UTC
He had to abandon his username because someone found it IRL supposedly
2019-09-03 at 1:55 AM UTC
I'm sure he's still around somewhere, he said he wasn't leaving
2019-09-03 at 1:56 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Box Wine
He had to abandon his username because someone found it IRL supposedly
...that you?
Whatever the case, I hope Juicebox is still around.
One of my favorites around here.
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2019-09-03 at 1:56 AM UTC
If I know him, hes probably got a username with Box in it, still. Ill just have to keep my eyes peeled.
2019-09-03 at 2:03 AM UTC
Honesty does matter, yes.
2019-09-03 at 2:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
…that you?
Whatever the case, I hope Juicebox is still around.
One of my favorites around here.
I knew I should've just kept my original name, would've saved me $20 and it doesn't matter anymore anyway
Still though, I don't feel like the same person I was before that TBI. I think I knocked about 20 IQ points off and I hope it isn't permanent
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2019-09-03 at 2:22 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You are not your username.
2019-09-03 at 2:23 AM UTC
Apparently had an aneurysm and subdural hematoma along with a punctured lung
I don't remember any of it so we don't know if somebody broke into my apartment and beat my ass or if seizures from God knows what did it
They only found me because I didn't show up at work and have a history of medical issues so my boss called my mother and they came to my place and found me seizing out and unresponsive
I was in the ICU for 3 weeks. Apparently I did the classic movie psycho "as soon as I wake up, start tearing out IVs, breathing tubes and everything else" so they had to keep putting me back down for one of those weeks
When I finally did regain consciousness I didn't know what month or year it was, couldn't read and couldn't walk, but I've slowly regained mental faculty since then
2019-09-03 at 2:25 AM UTC
I'd gotten arrested three times that week for shit that I would never do though so it looks like it was an ongoing issue that finally blew up
2019-09-03 at 3:31 AM UTC
Puts things in perspective
2019-09-03 at 3:57 AM UTC
I'm sure there are hundreds of thousands of people that would've appreciated the second chance more than me
2019-09-03 at 5:03 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
sightings of the rhabdominable snowman have been rare as of late. Rumor has it he's teamed up with Macho Man Rhabdo Savage
