The best way to start off a new week is with an egg

1. 2019-09-02 at 12:08 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   You start off the week on monday with an egg it has every chance of being a good one
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   • G4LM
2. 2019-09-02 at 12:13 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   The great thing about eggs is that there's a million ways to prepare them. Scrambled eggs, eggs Benedict, sunny side up, over easy, poached. On toast, with bacon, with bacon on toast. You name it, all tasty.
3. 2019-09-11 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie The great thing about eggs is that there's a million ways to prepare them. Scrambled eggs, eggs Benedict, sunny side up, over easy, poached. On toast, with bacon, with bacon on toast. You name it, all tasty.

   
   I love eggs but I cannot eat omlettes. Scrambled is ok (i prefer over easy) but omlettes make me gag after throwing up from one once like, 15 years ago. I have omlette ptsd.
4. 2019-09-11 at 5:08 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Did you know that the folded pleats on the tall white chef's hats are said to represent the more than 100 ways a chef can prepare an egg?
5. 2019-09-11 at 5:10 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I didn't start this week off with an. Egg it's a fucking distaster I wan.t to kill myself
6. 2019-09-11 at 6:34 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i hate omelettes too, they always have retarded flavors like "denver" with ham and bell pepper mixed in it. the toppings would be objectively better if they put them on the top instead of trying to mix it in with the eggs. on top of that they usually have some bar with a bunch of pretentious fucks waiting in line for a "chef" (because he's wearing one of those white hats) who is actually some beer drinking loser pretends like manning the omelette bar is the most important thing in the world
7. 2019-09-14 at 2:22 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i hate omelettes too, they always have retarded flavors like "denver" with ham and bell pepper mixed in it. the toppings would be objectively better if they put them on the top instead of trying to mix it in with the eggs. on top of that they usually have some bar with a bunch of pretentious fucks waiting in line for a "chef" (because he's wearing one of those white hats) who is actually some beer drinking loser pretends like manning the omelette bar is the most important thing in the world

   
   Sounds like the guy i'd hire for an opulent lunching.
8. 2019-09-14 at 10:44 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Worst week of my life
9. 2019-09-14 at 11:56 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   No more eggs for you!🥚
10. 2019-09-14 at 12 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    NO!, THE WEEK WAS BAD BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE AN EGG
    
    GOD
11. 2019-09-14 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood NO!, THE WEEK WAS BAD BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE AN EGG
    
    GOD

    
    WELL SHIT! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!