2019-08-24 at 5:36 PM UTC
== Achievement list ==
==== Basic Achievements ====
*(1) '''Just a Taste''' - Stay up all night on a stimulant and crash after.
*(5) '''Startin' Young''' - Be forced to take a stimulant while underage.
*(10) '''Reverse Engineer''' - Extract the methylphenidate from a Concerta capsule.
*(10) '''PSA Candid''' - Steal your sibling's ADHD medicine.
*(-10) '''Learn a Lesson''' - Get caught stealing your sibling's ADHD medicine.
*(10) '''Big balls''' - Go through 2 8balls of coke in one night.
*(10) '''Gone too soon''' - Pass a UA within 2 days of a stimulant binge.
*(10) '''Chef Boy Sum C''' - Buy cocaine and cook it up into crack to smoke, not sell.
*(10) '''This is our turf, BRO''' - Make an unnecessary and ridiculously long post on the internet
*(15) '''Morning cup of joe''' - setting up lines before you go to bed so you can sort them when you wake up. +15 points if you actually go to sleep.
*(30) '''But ''Mommm'', I Need It To ''STUDY!''''' - Successfully get a prescription for Adderall or Dexedrine.
*(30) '''Bathtub cook''' - Cook up your own methamphetamine.
*(-30) '''Failed Chemist''' - Attempt to cook up your own methamphetamine, only to blow yourself up.
*(30) '''Not O-pen to the public''' - Purchase an ounce of cocaine with a group of friends for a small private party (10 or less people).
*(50) '''Holy Grail''' - Obtain a Desoxyn prescription.
*(-50) '''Better to have tried and failed...than to never have tried at all.''' - Attempt to obtain a Desoxyn prescription, only to be labeled as a drug seeker.
2019-08-24 at 6:35 PM UTC
== Achievement list ==
*(1) '''Just a Taste''' - Stay up all night on a stimulant and crash after.
*(10) '''PSA Candid''' - Steal your sibling's ADHD medicine. (Wouldn't have done this but they weren't taking it,so why not?)
*(10) '''Gone too soon''' - Pass a UA within 2 days of a stimulant binge.
*(10) '''This is our turf, BRO''' - Make an unnecessary and ridiculously long post on a different 420chan board (my favorite so far was a 20 page post about an album nobody has cared about in 10 years with the last comment being from 2009 on one of those music meanings sites)
*(15) '''Morning cup of joe''' - setting up lines before you go to bed so you can sort them when you wake up.
+15 points if you actually go to sleep. (I've always been able to sleep on stimulants, and if I couldn't, a tiny bit more would do it)
I'm thankful I don't crave stimulants much anymore
2019-08-24 at 6:57 PM UTC
==== Situation Achievements ====
*(10) '''BRB''' - Snort stimulant of choice in a bathroom other than your own.
*(10) '''Why, Yes, I HAVE Grown Taller!''' - Attend a family function while on a stimulant, and be complimented on being so engaging and pleasant.
*(10) '''Stimmocracy''' - Solve a group dispute before it turns to violence.
*(10) '''Dancin The Night Away''' - Go to a rave while stimmed
*(15) '''Apeshit''' - Go to a metal show while stimmed
*(15) '''Cool Stoge, bro''' - Get bummed over 10 cigarettes in a night while stimmed from complete strangers.
*(20) '''Plastic fantastic''' - Get a free line (or more) for providing someone with a card/razor to cut their lines.
*(25) '''Don't Look!''' - Get to class only to discover you have a test, then rail a line on your desk without anybody noticing.
*(30) '''What's the Problem, Officer?''' - Charm a policeman from finding your stimulants, while on stimulants.
*(30) '''Dopeman, Dopeman''' - Use stimulants to coerce sexual favors.
*(50) '''/Stim/ulus Package''' - Do cocaine with a stock broker.
*(50) '''Suspect: Young Black Male''' - Freebase in public.
*(75) '''Piss Poor''' - Drink your own piss in order to salvage unmetabolized amphetamines
2019-08-24 at 7:15 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
how do you extract the methylphenidate from a concerta capsule?
2019-08-24 at 7:22 PM UTC
i don't know the formulation but I would guess some kind of acid base
2019-08-24 at 10:52 PM UTC
once when i was under 21 i was drinking in public with some friends and the cops rolled up and started giving us sobriety tests and we had like a 30 rack under the bench they definitely saw and the cop was like "oh you're not on meth, you're good"
2019-08-29 at 2:43 AM UTC
== Achievement list ==
==== Basic Achievements ====
*(1) '''Just a Taste''' - Stay up all night on a stimulant and crash after.
*(10) '''Reverse Engineer''' - Extract the methylphenidate from a Concerta capsule via running it through a solvent enhancement.
*(10) '''Gone too soon''' - Pass a UA within 2 days of a stimulant binge.
*(10) '''This is our turf, BRO''' - Make an unnecessary and ridiculously long post on the internet
*(15) '''Morning cup of joe''' - setting up lines before you go to bed so you can sort them when you wake up.
+15 points if you actually go to sleep.
*(40) '''Ampharmamine Savant''''' - Successfully get a prescription for Adderall, Vyvanse, Dexedrine, and Zenzedi
101 (I did not try to make it over a hundred on purpose lol)
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-08-29 at 2:50 AM UTC
==== Situation Achievements ====
*(10) '''BRB''' - Snort stimulant of choice in a bathroom other than your own.
*(10) '''Why, Yes, I HAVE Grown Taller!''' - Attend a family function while on a stimulant, and be complimented on being so engaging and pleasant.
*(10) '''Dancin The Night Away''' - Go to a rave while stimmed
*(20) '''Plastic fantastic''' - Get a free line (or more) for providing someone with a card/razor to cut their lines.
*(30) '''What's the Problem, Officer?''' - Charm a policeman from finding your stimulants and heroin, while on stimulants and heroin.
2019-08-31 at 12:18 AM UTC
MDMA is not a stimulant, it's its own thing
2019-08-31 at 12:19 AM UTC
MDMA can make me chill on the couch watching wagever with my bros, no jotters or anything, just relaxed. That is not the same
