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Wariat enjoys swimming in the Baltic Sea...

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    It already has.
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  2. #22
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Folks, Wariat sees Jeffrey Epstein as a role model.

    Folks?
  3. #23
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    There has to be a beach somewhere in Poland.
  4. #24
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I think the Baltic sea is really cold. I know the seas here are almost always too cold to swim in. That's why people go to Spain to go to the beach, to get to the warm water down south.
  5. #25
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur a nigger lover.

    I love people of all colors and hate people of all colors but the only nigger I see here is you, you ignorant son of a bitch!

    I bet you have micro penis syndrome
  6. #26
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I think the Baltic sea is really cold. I know the seas here are almost always too cold to swim in. That's why people go to Spain to go to the beach, to get to the warm water down south.

    Is there a warm place in Ireland at all? like the south part of the ocean's edge .. somewhere near Cork I suppose?
  7. #27
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Is there a warm place in Ireland at all? like the south part of the ocean's edge .. somewhere near Cork I suppose?

    Not really. We're pretty far north.
  8. #28
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Not really. We're pretty far north.

    purposely fuck the Ozone above you and see if your turn into the next Hawaii
  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I read a book in jail called (IIRC) "queen of the baltic sea" by some scitzophrenic lady. It was autobiographical and was self published. The story was about how she was a property owner in western Canada (an area with a large number of pollacks and ukranians) who went to collect rent from some meth head tenants who attacked her and almost gave her some zombie disease only she could tell they had. Because of this ordeal she charged the meth heads and took a vacation to her ancestral homeland of poland where she acted like a homeschooled teenager shyly doing things for the first time and somehow managed to find these secret chrystels from the baltic sea or something, one of which she apparently always keeps around her neck. Then she went back and won her court case implying it was because of her magical polish crystals. The jacket had a picture of her patting a tiger and a caption about her crystal and how she never ever takes it off or the devil will get her and no credits to anyone but her or publishing house on it. It was written sometime in the 90's I believe and was basically the closest thing to totse or zoklet/nis I found there; the sellf published scitzophrenic hallucination of a pollack woman. I think the author believed it happened, it was horribly written but it was a fascinating read

    I really have no way of finding out anything more about this book or this author (who had several other books) so I made this post to make it seem more real
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  10. #30
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    she harnessed the power of the air loom
  11. #31
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Are polish women cute? Russian women are for sure. or have a lot of them that are. the Problem with Russian women is they're pretty when they're in the late teens, early 20s then they get super huge and fat.
  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Are polish women cute? Russian women are for sure. or have a lot of them that are. the Problem with Russian women is they're pretty when they're in the late teens, early 20s then they get super huge and fat.

    that tends to happen to anyone who gets complacent; once a lot of people get married and/or have kids they go into homo stasis and don't bother with anything more than maintaining what they have
  13. #33
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra that tends to happen to anyone who gets complacent; once a lot of people get married and/or have kids they go into homo stasis and don't bother with anything more than maintaining what they have

    well it's gross.
  14. #34
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The Babushka Phenomenon is very real, Comrade.
  15. #35
    Technologist victim of incest
    I had a Babushka. My grandma was 100% Lithuanian. We called her Bushy.

    She was somewhat rotund.
  16. #36
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And...apparently didn't follow the latest trend in female genitalia maintenance.

    lol
  17. #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo I read a book in jail called (IIRC) "queen of the baltic sea" by some scitzophrenic lady. It was autobiographical and was self published.

    I've noticed a trend that approximately 100% of self-published authors are schizophrenic.
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  18. #38
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Im also a self published author and a recovering alcoholic.
  19. #39
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I've noticed a trend that approximately 100% of self-published authors are schizophrenic.


    Originally posted by Wariat Im also a self published author and a recovering alcoholic.

    My book on the Jeff Hunter/911 connection comes out next month.
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  20. #40
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country My book on the Jeff Hunter/911 connection comes out next month.

    Don't steal my feeds and thunder like Alex Jones did with his "My FBI source" BS.

    all I got was a simple "Thanks.. look into it"
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