>When you fall asleep eating a cookie a get chocolate all over your sheets

1. 2017-01-03 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But are too lazy to wash them so you sleep on chocolate every night.
   
   I should just fucking kill myself already.
2. 2017-01-03 at 4:21 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you're animorphing into malice
3. 2017-01-03 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   rude
4. 2017-01-03 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I used to fall asleep in my pants so often that I developed a pattern of dropping bits of loose change stuck to my back after having fallen out of my pockets in my sleep. I never picked them up so I had little change pools around my apt.
   
   But yeah, bed crumbs are a real mess.
5. 2017-01-03 at 7:48 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   More like animorphing into a BITCH!
   
   
6. 2017-01-03 at 7:51 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   but also I know that feel OP, I think the solution is to not eat in bed but sprawling out while high as shit with a drink and icecream and a movie and descend into hedonistic bliss and resultant regret the following day.
7. 2017-01-03 at 9:40 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I want some yakisoba.
8. 2017-01-03 at 9:43 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   .
9. 2017-01-03 at 10 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   I remember in 2014 I TKOd eating chips and oreos (together, chip inside oreo batter) anywai wokeup later with face smashed oh wai its choccy
10. 2017-01-03 at 11:02 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The only thing I eat in bed is pussy.
11. 2017-01-03 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nigga just tryna to cover up that he shit himself.