I am profoundly satisfied with my knife

1. 2019-08-29 at 4:53 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Its an exacto.
   
   Purrrfect.
   
   Thanks.
2. 2019-08-29 at 4:58 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   But is your knife satisfied with you?
3. 2019-08-29 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Technologist But is your knife satisfied with you?

   
   It's an inanimate object.
   
   Let me ask it.
   
   ...
   
   It said "yes Wren I am glad you're my knife owner I wouldn't have it any other way"
   
   Now its cutting my Achilles tendon. Thanks for that, tech
4. 2019-08-29 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   -Dumpster Slut- Houston
   Cut your throat open, you pathetic waste of life.
5. 2019-08-29 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   fancy pants
6. 2019-08-29 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -Dumpster Slut- Cut your throat open, you pathetic waste of life.

   
   You can't waste life.
7. 2019-08-29 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   This fag stole my threaf
8. 2019-08-29 at 5:39 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Such is the plight of the BIG DICK TRILL NIGGA
9. 2019-08-29 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by mmQ You can't waste life.

   
   Why not?
10. 2019-08-29 at 5:48 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Technologist Why not?

    
    Bevause reality is an illusion and your pineal gland said hi to me last night.
11. 2019-08-29 at 5:51 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    No, that was just an oozing sweat gland 😁
12. 2019-08-29 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Night Sweatz