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How would you kill yourself?

  1. #1
    I always hear of the exit bag, or people who want to OD. Personally I would like to get high on heroin then slit my wrists. Has anyone else here considered their suicide to the point where they know how they would do it?
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I usually post that 'ripping your head off and skullfucking yourself' thing but realistically, I'll probably make en explosive charge, drive out where it won't hurt anyone and vaporise myself
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah, exit bag with an inert gas would be the best choice. Unfortunately due to a helium shortage they started mixing the personal party tanks you could buy online and in some stores with 20% oxygen, ruining them for the purpose of suicide. There are others, just not as convenient.

    I would also utilize drugs; anxiolytics to take care of anxiety, opioids for pain and pleasure, whatever works for you.
  4. #4
    -Shotgun in my mouth angled up-back making sure it blows my brain/head apart. might use mirrors to make sure I get it right.
    -Smashing my head with a cinder block by tieing a rope to it and pulling it over a high up tree branch, lay down directly below it and let it fall on my head
    -Exit bag
    -Truck overdose

    Post last edited by Actor at 2017-01-03T02:31:38.113613+00:00
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Malice Yeah, exit bag with an inert gas would be the best choice. Unfortunately due to a helium shortage they started mixing the personal party tanks you could buy online and in some stores with 20% oxygen, ruining them for the purpose of suicide. There are others, just not as convenient.

    I would also utilize drugs; anxiolytics to take care of anxiety, opioids for pain and pleasure, whatever works for you.

    Nitrgen ain't too hard to get. Your body also accepts it better cause its most of the air you already breathe.
  6. #6
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Phenobarbital or variation of it, such as one used by veterinarians, can also be be useful.
  7. #7
    Yea exit bag.

    Or suicide by cop, but that's more effort than it's worth in this country
  8. #8
    Damn... didnt realize how many people here think about this shit. That cinderblock-treebranch method is pretty interesting. I also like the self vaporization idea. I guess im just a fucking amateur at suicidal fantasies or something.
  9. #9
    Dionysus Houston
    I have always preferred the idea of being assassinated.
  10. #10
    Oh no wait, a fucking train.

    That was always my old suicide plan. Walk out to a nice secluded area where there are tracks but no people, wait til I can hear a fast train coming and then lie across the rails. Neck over one rail, with my body and legs lying across the tracks and the other rail.

    In my mind it'd be pretty quick and painless. I'd basically be decapitated or the pressure from the train going over my neck would make my head explode.

    Would be a tad messy tho, but I guess that wouldn't be my job to clean it up
  11. #11
    bling bling Dark Matter
    i always thout wot if u wonted too but cudnt so u got loads of lsd or meth and just kept taking it until u cud fully focus yorself towards end goal
  12. #12
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    If you’re going to die anyway, why not stuff yourself with confetti beforehand?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    funny as that is wet confetti is no fun

    write a love letter to the coroner and stuff it down your throat
  14. #14
    Merlin Houston
    Exit bag with nitrous. Jumping also seems cool, but too much time to change your mind while you're falling.
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i won't because im not a faggot like you
  16. #16
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i won't because im not a faggot like you

    your already dead
  17. #17
    bling bling Dark Matter
    dats why
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    As fishing bait. Large hook through my body, an oxygen tank, and a crew of deep sea fisherman using me to lure in tarpon and killer whales.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger I always hear of the exit bag, or people who want to OD. Personally I would like to get high on heroin then slit my wrists. Has anyone else here considered their suicide to the point where they know how they would do it?

    This but in a bath so I could feel my life draining out of me

    I wonder how it would compare to a regular heroin nod
  20. #20
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    alkyl nitrates, amyl nitrates, nitrous and wearing a nukesuit with one of those impossible to fall off respirator masks. also id probably be fucking myself with one of thosr dildos with the cummies pump so my last orgasm could be a 101/7 instead of a 3/10
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