I am profoundly dissatisfied with the afterlife

1. 2019-08-28 at 2:12 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut
   Just floating around in an empty void, like who needs that shit right? Just fucking kill me. Smh
2. 2019-08-28 at 2:43 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   that probably because you're in purgatory for killing yourself
3. 2019-08-28 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby that probably because you're in purgatory for killing yourself

   
   No.
4. 2019-08-28 at 2:57 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by G4LM No.

   
   actually yeah you dumbass
5. 2019-08-28 at 2:59 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut
   Nah.
6. 2019-08-28 at 3 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   In my afterlife I float too but it's a root beer float and theres a bunch of kids laughing and playing and we all give each other a constant group hug
7. 2019-08-28 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ In my afterlife I float too but it's a root beer float and theres a bunch of kids laughing and playing and we all give each other a constant group hug

   
   Damn that sounds cool can i come over
8. 2019-08-28 at 3:04 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by G4LM Damn that sounds cool can i come over

   
   I mean I would say yeah but I eont know if my mom will let us do that on a school night. Have your mom call my mom.
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9. 2019-08-28 at 3:23 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   oh wren
10. 2019-08-28 at 3:25 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh wren

    
    I dont know your fucking name, so what, let's fuck ?
11. 2019-08-28 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    
12. 2019-08-28 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ I dont know your fucking name, so what, let's fuck ?

    
    I'm Dougler, charmed to meet you. I like video games and cheez pizza, but I dont like my little brother because he hogs the internet time.
13. 2019-08-28 at 3:39 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm Dougler, charmed to meet you. I like video games and cheez pizza, but I dont like my little brother because he hogs the internet time.

    
    Challenge him to a mortal kombat fight winner gets all the internet you have to be scorpion and he has to be subzero
14. 2019-08-28 at 4:34 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ Challenge him to a mortal kombat fight winner gets all the internet you have to be scorpion and he has to be subzero

    
    My dad took it off the pc because my teacher said that I talk about killing people, so we can only play it together when we go to francic's house
15. 2019-08-28 at 4:37 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My dad took it off the pc because my teacher said that I talk about killing people, so we can only play it together when we go to francic's house

    
    Throw a freezeball at them . Your dad needs to LEARN that you're not a kid anymore. Just freeze him and uppercut him into a million pieces.
16. 2019-08-28 at 5:19 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ Throw a freezeball at them . Your dad needs to LEARN that you're not a kid anymore. Just freeze him and uppercut him into a million pieces.

    
    I think I might do that, he makes so stupid mad and i don't want it. He's always yelling get over here or what are you doing and i dont want it anymroe, he can be the meanest man in the whole world