Tales from the Shithole: Cum Fiesta

1. 2019-08-28 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #1
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I took this girl out for a date at my favorite coffee place and asked her If she wanted to come to my place and hang out and she agreed, we ent up having sex and it was good. She told me that she doesn't normally do that but enjoyed it. I drove her back to her place on the other side of town because she didn't have a car and it was sweet enough of her to be willing to take a bus all the way to cum see me. I was really drunk and had a case of shits when dropping her off and she wouldn't get out of my car and was saying stuff like "I really enjoyed seeing you and my pussy really hurts but in a good way, do you like me?" and I was like "yeah yeah, I do.. I gotta go I'll talk to you later.." while sweating bullets just trying to give her a hug and a kiss and kick her the fuck out.
   
   So I started driving back home on i35 at 1 in the morning looking for something on the highway to go take a dumper but nothing was open until I came to the Fiesta mart (one of my favorite stores) and I pulled in squeezing my tight fucking cheeks together so I wouldn't slip a shit. And I ran into the fiesta mart thats open 24/7 at the time.. and the entrance to both the mens and womens resterooms had police tape all over it and I was like fuck this shit and tore it down and went into the mens room and the bathroom was completely gutted, know toilets or sinks or trash cans or anything.. so I went to the womens and still nothing.. so I ran back out to where all the cashiers where and I was like "where can I use a bathroom!?~!!" and they are like "theres a trailer out front" and I ran outside went into the trailer and it was actually a pretty nice set up, nicer than the original bathroom inside the store, and I was thinking like holy.. I've came this far and have gone through so much.. pulled my pantelones down and went for it and screamed "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEERTTTTTTTT!!!!1"
   
   I was sweating.. so I wiped my booty and walked back into the store to get some groceries and the people that were working there were all staring at me.. and I was "weeeeeel how you all doin tonight?!" red faced and huffing and puffing
   
   
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   • mmQ
2. 2019-08-28 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #2
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   And then?
3. 2019-08-28 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Erekshun And then?

   
   And then he fucking went home and ate the groceries he bought. What the fuck do you think ?
   
   AND THEN???
   
   I met these two black girls last night one was named Cha and the other was named Sam, and they were sisters. I kept asking them are you SISTERS and they're like yeah and I'm like I'm not saying sisters like the black girl friend thing ya know like SISTAS and they're like Haha yeah we know we're actual literal sisters with one another and I was like that's so cute. I hugged them both and we played some cards and then they wanted to fuck me but my dick wasnt working so I had to tell them no thanks. I made that last sentence up.
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4. 2019-08-28 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #4
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ And then he fucking went home and ate the groceries he bought. What the fuck do you think ?
   
   AND THEN???
   
   Shut it faggot, they were looking at him a weird and he was red faced and huffing
   The end? That’s not the end

5. 2019-08-28 at 5 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Erekshun

   
   How do you want the story to end ? Use your imagination. And dont call me a faggot. That's not nice.
6. 2019-08-28 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ And then he fucking went home and ate the groceries he bought. What the fuck do you think ?
   
   AND THEN???
   
   I met these two black girls last night one was named Cha and the other was named Sam, and they were sisters. I kept asking them are you SISTERS and they're like yeah and I'm like I'm not saying sisters like the black girl friend thing ya know like SISTAS and they're like Haha yeah we know we're actual literal sisters with one another and I was like that's so cute. I hugged them both and we played some cards and then they wanted to fuck me but my dick wasnt working so I had to tell them no thanks. I made that last sentence up.

   
   you should of just told them your dick hurts